Ways to annoy non-Celine fans

[Lymon]

This thread is for listing ways to annoy non-Celine fans with Celine-ish ways

 

1. Randomly sing a line from any Celine song, and when they don't know the rest of the lyrics, act seriously offended

 

2. Constantly use phrases such as "Oh My Dion", "What The Dion", "What in the name of Celine Marie Claudette Dion", etc

 

3. In every conversation, try to connect it to Celine in anyway possible

 

4. Turn your doorbell ring into My Heart Will Go On

 

5. Proclaim that March 30th is an international holiday, and say if they don't come to the Celine birthday party you're throwing(even though she won't be there), they aren't your friend anymore

 

6. Whenever they make any sort of decision, say in a sing-song voice "Before you roll those dice, baby think twice"

 

7. [To annoy Mariah fans with] Keep referring to Mariah as "Whoriah" and say that her voice is nothing next to Celine's beautiful crooning

 

8. Replace their CD collection with Celine CDs

 

9. Constantly play Celine when they're in the car with you

 

10. Whenever they mention any song, say "Tsk, tsk, Celine could've sang that so much better"

 

11. If they don't know who Celine Dion is, act mortified and shocked that you even know them

 

12. Be on their computer as much as possible, spending all of your time on celinedionforum.com

 

13. Count down to every Celine event in your conversations with them(ex. "Oh, it's 18 days 'til the tour DVD is released!")

 

14. Whenever they pick on Celine/get annoyed with your obsession, say "Stop being a jealous Mariah fan"

 

15. Buy them Celine-related stuff for Christmas and their birthday, and say you'll be very offended if they don't love it and keep it for the rest of their life

 

16. When a Celine event is on TV, call to remind them every ten minutes

 

17. Petition to Congress that Naked should be the new national anthem

 

18. When the idea is rejected, picket outside of Capital Hill with a sign saying "YOU TASTELESS CELINE HATERS!"

 

Add on!

Edited July 23, 2008 at 11:39 PM by Lymon

[ThisTime]

What in the name of Celine Marie Claudette Dion!

that is amazing. I so have to say that now.

 

19. You use your Celine ringtones for a soundtrack to your life. When people won't go places with you, you say "Fine I'll just go... *cue all by myself music*"

Edited July 23, 2008 at 11:51 PM by ThisTime

[Love,]

I'm sure there are many fans doing these things listed already...

 

So, are you calling them annoying!? :o

 

 

 

LOL :P

[Céline's Blues]

So cute.

[Lymon]

I'm sure there are many fans doing these things listed already...

 

So, are you calling them annoying!? :o

 

 

 

LOL :P

 

Now, now, let's not jump to conclusions

[ThisTime]

20. You use Celine songs to tell people things, like "The reason my heart will go on, is because you loved me, and that's the way it is"

[Kitty.]

I love it! So going to have to start doing these, hehe.

[celinedrop]

What in the name of Celine Marie Claudette Dion!

that is amazing. I so have to say that now.

 

19. You use your Celine ringtones for a soundtrack to your life. When people won't go places with you, you say "Fine I'll just go... *cue all by myself music*"

 

*cue all by myself music* haha

[CellyDee87]

3. In every conversation, try to connect it to Celine in anyway possible

 

I'm guilty of that lol

[ThisTime]

What in the name of Celine Marie Claudette Dion!

that is amazing. I so have to say that now.

 

19. You use your Celine ringtones for a soundtrack to your life. When people won't go places with you, you say "Fine I'll just go... *cue all by myself music*"

 

*cue all by myself music* haha

I definitely annoy people doing that hahahaha

[Alex_Incognito]

22. Always say things like "ya knooww", "thank you so very much", "you bet", "we're very fortunate", and "if I may"---even if they don't fit in.

 

23. Have only French albums in your car when none of your friends parlent le français.

 

24. Listen to "Je d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-danse dans ma tete" every chance you get.

 

25. Ditto above, but with "Dans le main d'un magicien".

[marckvls]

What in the name of Celine Marie Claudette Dion!

that is amazing. I so have to say that now.

 

19. You use your Celine ringtones for a soundtrack to your life. When people won't go places with you, you say "Fine I'll just go... *cue all by myself music*"

 

Lol, I always do this!

[celinefanonline]

oh my.. that's so .. mmm gay ish lol... hahahah

but it is annoying though lol

i have to say i do some of them sometims though lol hahaha

Edited July 24, 2008 at 02:34 AM by celinefanonline

[KimboCosmo]

26. Make them watch EVERY Celine DVD you own. (I'm guilty of that)

 

And just when they think it's over...make them watch all the extras and behind the scenes...I do that too

Edited July 24, 2008 at 02:37 AM by KimboCosmo

[Ariangelil]

26. Make them watch EVERY Celine DVD you own. (I'm guilty of that)

 

And just when they think it's over...make them watch all the extras and behind the scenes...I do that too

 

 

I do it as well... So, Am I guilty somehow?

 

LOLOL

[Angel, You thrill me]

24. Listen to "Je d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-danse dans ma tete" every chance you get.

 

i thought i was the only one who did that!

7. [To annoy Mariah fans with] Keep referring to Mariah as "Whoriah" and say that her voice is nothing next to Celine's beautiful crooning

 

 

Add on!

 

guilty!

 

27. join other singers forums and insult their idol, yes i do do that, mariah ones though

Edited July 24, 2008 at 04:06 AM by strk125

[CelineAndRene]

oh my.. that's so .. mmm gay ish lol... hahahah

but it is annoying though lol

i have to say i do some of them sometims though lol hahaha

 

 

LOL!

[nico robin]

LOL i'm guilty...i do some of those things heheheeh

 

[A New Day Has Come]

I do all of them except the mariah ones yet but I will.

[Amanja]

I have to contain myself from doing all these things sometimes because it gets really intense and people really get mad at me

[endy]

I never thought of doing such things to anoy non-celine fans intentionally. But accidentally, yes. I play her songs too much at home But I don't care. I play them (a bit loud) for the sake of my ears, not other people's (neighbors ). So if they don't like it, so be it.

[ThisTime]

I play Celine a lot too.

My poor family is probably tired of her.

[stuartguthrie]

This thread is for listing ways to annoy non-Celine fans with Celine-ish ways

 

1. Randomly sing a line from any Celine song, and when they don't know the rest of the lyrics, act seriously offended

 

2. Constantly use phrases such as "Oh My Dion", "What The Dion", "What in the name of Celine Marie Claudette Dion", etc

 

3. In every conversation, try to connect it to Celine in anyway possible

 

4. Turn your doorbell ring into My Heart Will Go On

 

5. Proclaim that March 30th is an international holiday, and say if they don't come to the Celine birthday party you're throwing(even though she won't be there), they aren't your friend anymore

 

6. Whenever they make any sort of decision, say in a sing-song voice "Before you roll those dice, baby think twice"

 

7. [To annoy Mariah fans with] Keep referring to Mariah as "Whoriah" and say that her voice is nothing next to Celine's beautiful crooning

 

8. Replace their CD collection with Celine CDs

 

9. Constantly play Celine when they're in the car with you

 

10. Whenever they mention any song, say "Tsk, tsk, Celine could've sang that so much better"

 

11. If they don't know who Celine Dion is, act mortified and shocked that you even know them

 

12. Be on their computer as much as possible, spending all of your time on celinedionforum.com

 

13. Count down to every Celine event in your conversations with them(ex. "Oh, it's 18 days 'til the tour DVD is released!")

 

14. Whenever they pick on Celine/get annoyed with your obsession, say "Stop being a jealous Mariah fan"

 

15. Buy them Celine-related stuff for Christmas and their birthday, and say you'll be very offended if they don't love it and keep it for the rest of their life

 

16. When a Celine event is on TV, call to remind them every ten minutes

 

17. Petition to Congress that Naked should be the new national anthem

 

18. When the idea is rejected, picket outside of Capital Hill with a sign saying "YOU TASTELESS CELINE HATERS!"

 

Add on!

 

lol - I love it!!! I'll have to give them a try.

 

Stu

[zoea2812]

I do do some of those things and my husband does get mad sometimes, he says he feels that Celine lives with us the amount I talk about her and involve her in someway in our everyday lives.

[DuonganhCDF]

I often use the 2, except 'What the Dion!'. I use What the Mariah instead! .

[beautyroses]

28-keep telling slender people or people with big eyes how much they look like Celine

[olivia23]

Oh my Dion!

The list is great!

By the way, the only music I am listening to is Céline's! My friends and my mother they have no chance to hear somethig else

[ce-line]

Haha, this is so funny!

 

I don't listen to anything else than Céline either, so I guess I'm a bit guilty too!

I must start using the "Oh my Dion" phrase!

[olivia23]

Haha, this is so funny!

 

I don't listen to anything else than Céline either, so I guess I'm a bit guilty too!

I must start using the "Oh my Dion" phrase!

 

 

[CelineRox]

I do do some of those things and my husband does get mad sometimes, he says he feels that Celine lives with us the amount I talk about her and involve her in someway in our everyday lives.

 

 

OMG My partner always says that he feels like Celine actually lives with us