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Let me be your leg shaver. Rat-tat-tat....Rat-tat-tat....

 

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I'm a big fan of yours! I always have We Belong Together in my head :P Edited by pepillo90

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You know, I saw Celine Dion's wax model at Madam Tussau's. You don't look anything like her!
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So....have you had any success with your music? :shrug:

 

This is so good! :D Probably THE most wrong thing to say! ^_^

 

 

Yeah, lol, but knowing her, she'll probably make out like...'Well alittle, but...Not really' Because she wouldnt want to come across big headed and say...Yeah, I'm famous and I have made loads of money cuz I can sing! :wub:

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So....have you had any success with your music? :shrug:

 

This is so good! :D Probably THE most wrong thing to say! ^_^

 

 

Yeah, lol, but knowing her, she'll probably make out like...'Well alittle, but...Not really' Because she wouldnt want to come across big headed and say...Yeah, I'm famous and I have made loads of money cuz I can sing! :wub:

 

*lol* That one makes me think about Julia Roberts in "Notting Hill":

 

"So, what do you do?"

"I'm an actress".

"Ah, I see. What's the pay like in movies? I mean. Last movie. How much did you get paid? "

"15 million dollars."

 

:sofunny:

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So....have you had any success with your music? :shrug:

 

This is so good! :D Probably THE most wrong thing to say! ^_^

 

 

Yeah, lol, but knowing her, she'll probably make out like...'Well alittle, but...Not really' Because she wouldnt want to come across big headed and say...Yeah, I'm famous and I have made loads of money cuz I can sing! :wub:

 

Yeah but she hates fake modesty too, so i imagine she would just say yes i have been very fortunate lol

 

 

So....have you had any success with your music? :shrug:

 

This is so good! :D Probably THE most wrong thing to say! ^_^

 

 

Yeah, lol, but knowing her, she'll probably make out like...'Well alittle, but...Not really' Because she wouldnt want to come across big headed and say...Yeah, I'm famous and I have made loads of money cuz I can sing! :wub:

 

*lol* That one makes me think about Julia Roberts in "Notting Hill":

 

"So, what do you do?"

"I'm an actress".

"Ah, I see. What's the pay like in movies? I mean. Last movie. How much did you get paid? "

"15 million dollars."

 

:sofunny:

 

OMG! great minds think alike! :clap: i was just thinking about the exact same thing lol freaky....i love notting hill so much :clap:

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"Celine Dion? Didn't you have that one hit a long time ago? Something about a ship? I don't really remember."

 

 

"Celine....um...I think I know that name. Weren't you some contestant on American Idol?"

 

 

"Saline? What kind of mother names her child after medical supplies? May as well have named you Asprin."

 

 

"Can I have your autograph Miss Spears?"

 

 

"You know, I've waited all my life to meet you. I should have waited longer."

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"Saline? What kind of mother names her child after medical supplies? May as well have named you Asprin."

 

:sofunny: :sofunny:

 

"You know, I've waited all my life to meet you. I should have waited longer."

 

that one is just mean! :nono: :giggle:


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"You know, I've waited all my life to meet you. I should have waited longer."

 

:laugh: that one got an audible "oh sh*t" out of me lol

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"Touch My Body" :naughty:

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"Celine Dion? Didn't you have that one hit a long time ago? Something about a ship? I don't really remember."

 

 

"Celine....um...I think I know that name. Weren't you some contestant on American Idol?"

 

 

"Saline? What kind of mother names her child after medical supplies? May as well have named you Asprin."

 

:laugh: :sofunny:

These three are so hilarious!! :laugh:

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Posted
So....have you had any success with your music? :shrug:

 

This is so good! :D Probably THE most wrong thing to say! ^_^

 

 

Yeah, lol, but knowing her, she'll probably make out like...'Well alittle, but...Not really' Because she wouldnt want to come across big headed and say...Yeah, I'm famous and I have made loads of money cuz I can sing! :wub:

 

Yeah but she hates fake modesty too, so i imagine she would just say yes i have been very fortunate lol

 

Yeah probably so. What I think is that she would be like kind of surprised, but wouldn't want to make the other feel stupid, so she'd say something like that, Yes I've been very fortunate, or Yes I've had some/pretty nice success. :D

 

 

*lol* That one makes me think about Julia Roberts in "Notting Hill":

 

"So, what do you do?"

"I'm an actress".

"Ah, I see. What's the pay like in movies? I mean. Last movie. How much did you get paid? "

"15 million dollars."

 

:sofunny:

 

OMG! great minds think alike! :clap: i was just thinking about the exact same thing lol freaky....i love notting hill so much :clap:

 

That's exactly what came up to my mind too!! :D I love Notting Hill too!

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You look great! I would never guess you're 50!

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You look great! I would never guess you're 50!

 

Thats a bit evil :laugh: but fun anyway :D

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You look great! I would never guess you're 50!

 

Lol, I loved this one!!

 

And about that one of RC... EVERY-SINGLE-PERSON to who I show him in pics, thinks he's a girl!!! Everyone! It's fantastic, they always say: Oh, she looks like the mother :laugh:

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:laugh:.. my friend though RC was a girl too ....

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So Celine...do you have any brothers or sisters? :innocent:

"...I offer what you cannot buy,

devoted love, until we die"

~Je t'aime, Céline!

 

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Hey Celine, do you know who the best selling female artist is...? gosh I just can't remember...

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uhm, celine, ever tried singing in a kitchen table? u gotta try that one!
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:laugh:.. my friend though RC was a girl too ....

 

:laugh: So did my dad. He once saw a picture of Céline and René-Charles and asked, "So is that her daughter?".

 

But his long hair is just so cute! ^_^

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Posted
So....have you had any success with your music? :shrug:

 

This is so good! :D Probably THE most wrong thing to say! ^_^

 

 

Yeah, lol, but knowing her, she'll probably make out like...'Well alittle, but...Not really' Because she wouldnt want to come across big headed and say...Yeah, I'm famous and I have made loads of money cuz I can sing! :wub:

 

*lol* That one makes me think about Julia Roberts in "Notting Hill":

 

"So, what do you do?"

"I'm an actress".

"Ah, I see. What's the pay like in movies? I mean. Last movie. How much did you get paid? "

"15 million dollars."

 

:sofunny:

:sofunny: that one's hilarious! :laugh:

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Do you have trouble kissing with such a big nose?
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Céline,i'm a woman,but i love you so much that i was thinking about to be even in relationship with you and kiss you everywhere...ehhe...i don't mind.. :laughing: i only hope that Rene won't be mad on me..hehe... Edited by cmcdaori
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Céline,i'm a woman,but i love you so much that i was thinking about to be even in relationship with you and kiss you everywhere...ehhe...i don't mind.. :laughing: i only hope that Rene won't be mad on me..hehe...

 

That's so funny :laugh: I always tell my kids (and husband) that I want to marry Celine! I just love her so much! My kids just say, "Your gross, Mom". She's just so awesome, with a HUGE heart! :wub:

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devoted love, until we die"

~Je t'aime, Céline!

 

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Do you have trouble kissing with such a big nose?

 

 

Tut tut, Thats a bit below the belt! lol

 

Funny tho, I hope she doesnt read these, or else your in trouble! lol!

 

Once you're at it, you might as well go all the way :D :P

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"So... Let's take a kayak?" :D

 

:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: oh my god ! I have forgotten this :clap: :clap: :clap:

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"So... Let's take a kayak?" :D

 

:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: oh my god ! I have forgotten this :clap: :clap: :clap:

Uhm, can someone explain this? :shrug:

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