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The most wrong thing to say to Celine Dion.

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Celine, I Love u my Oh my! Newbie

Celine, I Love u my Oh my!

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Hahah Love it i have one! you may not get it!

 

when you have sex with renee , if your on top , do you burn your #ss on the light bulb (cus hes fat Haaaaaha)

 

'Did you fantasy about santa Claus when you were younger because your husband seems to resemble him' Lmaoo

CELINE I LOVE YOU MY OH MY! RIVER DEEP MOUNTAIN HIGH... YEAH YEAH YEAH!

 

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// Let the clouds that bring you down.. Just FADE AWAY! //

Celine, I Love u my Oh my! Newbie

Celine, I Love u my Oh my!

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I have another one!

 

if your a guy: 'Every night in my dreams i see you i feeeeel me! ;) '

CELINE I LOVE YOU MY OH MY! RIVER DEEP MOUNTAIN HIGH... YEAH YEAH YEAH!

 

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m228/juicylucy100/Celine-Dion-ps07.jpg

 

// Let the clouds that bring you down.. Just FADE AWAY! //

CelineRules! Newbie

CelineRules!

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I have another one!

 

if your a guy: 'Every night in my dreams i see you i feeeeel me! ;) '

 

lmao :sofunny: :sofunny:

 

good one :laugh:

Black Kitten Newbie

Black Kitten

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"uhm... celine... are your vocal chords in your nose now?" :sofunny:
reamary Newbie

reamary

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So....have you had any success with your music? :shrug:

 

This is so good! :D Probably THE most wrong thing to say! ^_^

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tal-sh2 Newbie

tal-sh2

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"Bette Midler has an amazing show in Caesars Palace, she's so lucky!" :)

"These walls keep a secret, That only we know..."

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Sorry for my English.

aicee Newbie

aicee

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hilarious topic!!

 

What about:

To Céline: 'It must be a pleasure for you meeting me! Should I sign something for you or would you like to take a picture? Maybe you'll stop following me by then' ;) :P

 

 

:sofunny:

MusicSmiley Newbie

MusicSmiley

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you guys really make me laugh! a lot of funny things here! i love the one with lipping the high notes! ;))

 

i guess i'd ask her like "could you please tell the story again with you on the kitchen table when you were five?" (and then i'd ran away, 'cause i know it by heart! ;))!

 

or: "have you been to new york lately or did you just eat too much?"! (sorry, that's not a nice one! ;))

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/Smiley7/plaines1.jpg

 

taking chances world tour:

paris (19.05.), amsterdam (02.06.), zurich (24.06.), milano (03.07.), geneva (09.07.)

montréal (15.08.), québec city (22.08.), montréal (25.08.)

ZoraSourit Newbie

ZoraSourit

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"So... you're a singer?"

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/zorasourit/2.jpg

Antwerp ~ Paris ~ Dublin ~ Amsterdam ~ Berlim ~ Milan ~ Arras

Some people need no slogans or presentations.

 

 

 

And that was a wrap, folks!

MusicSmiley Newbie

MusicSmiley

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:lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/Smiley7/plaines1.jpg

 

taking chances world tour:

paris (19.05.), amsterdam (02.06.), zurich (24.06.), milano (03.07.), geneva (09.07.)

montréal (15.08.), québec city (22.08.), montréal (25.08.)

I Surrender Newbie

I Surrender

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Anyone ever tell you you really look like Celine Dion ? :lol:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/suus_73/Celine%20Dion/MyLove-1.jpg http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/suus_73/Anastacia%20div/defeated.png http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/suus_73/Celine%20Dion/MyLove1-kopie-1.jpg

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rta Newbie

rta

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This is a fun thread! :)

 

I'm sorry! Who are you again?

CelineRules! Newbie

CelineRules!

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'You know, you shouldn't wear the same he shoes all time... Buy a few extra so you can combine with different outfits..'
Celinesongs Newbie

Celinesongs

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Ms. Carey so nice to meet you. A lot thinner than I expected...............

:sofunny: :sofunny: Nice!!!! :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

"...I offer what you cannot buy,

devoted love, until we die"

~Je t'aime, Céline!

 

http://www.celinerific.com/Gallery/CelineRene/CelineRene26.jpg

Celinefanatic07 Newbie

Celinefanatic07

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"You were singing next door all those years? I always thought it was like...a dog or something."

 

 

"Ever been to Las Vegas?" ^_^

 

:w00t: :clapping: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Omg these are HILARIOUS! I'm dyin' over here! :sofunny: :sofunny:

 

ah y'all are Killing me

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k124/oldies830/mgean_2.jpg

DO NOT STEAL MY SIGNATURE

"It's hard in a recording studio, because I'm infront of a microphone, I have to imagine all of you and then I'm able to sing the songs for you...Now I'm still infront of a microphone, with all of you right infront of me, to see all of your faces, That's why I still do it!" (wild applause) thankyou for the flowers - Celine after a flower moment 9-22-08

Celinefanatic07 Newbie

Celinefanatic07

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So....have you had any success with your music? :shrug:

 

This is so good! :D Probably THE most wrong thing to say! ^_^

 

 

"Bette Midler has an amazing show in Caesars Palace, she's so lucky!" :)

 

Yes I must agree those would be the most :jawdrop: things to say. (gulp)

 

But I've got another!

 

Why do you use saline when you are always lip synching your songs? NICE cover! :thumbsup:

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k124/oldies830/mgean_2.jpg

DO NOT STEAL MY SIGNATURE

"It's hard in a recording studio, because I'm infront of a microphone, I have to imagine all of you and then I'm able to sing the songs for you...Now I'm still infront of a microphone, with all of you right infront of me, to see all of your faces, That's why I still do it!" (wild applause) thankyou for the flowers - Celine after a flower moment 9-22-08

Jacqui Newbie

Jacqui

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LOL you guys are so funny!!!!!

I'm gonna be totally stupid here though and ask, because I don't understand these ones????

 

"celine, you know i love you, but please dont hug me, or you might cut my shoulder unconciously..."

 

"is it true that you're bald?"

 

"have you been to new york lately or did you just eat too much?"

ThisTime Newbie

ThisTime

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For the New York one, it's because the frozen embryo is in New York, so therefore they are hinting she looks pregnant :P

http://i.imgur.com/MfrTohK.gif

Jacqui Newbie

Jacqui

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Oh that's mean! :cry: If she looks pregnant...I look like I'm pregnant with...12 babies.
Davey84 Collaborator

Davey84

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Sometimes, I like to lip your big notes. How about you? :P

 

:sofunny: :mdr: :sofunny: :whistling:

 

OMG I AM SO SO EXCITED TO MEET YOU!!! I JUST LOVE YOUR SONGS!! Can you please sign this???!!!

 

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/510XY69N9VL._AA240_.jpg

 

:giggle:


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How Do You Keep The Music Playing? - Celine Opening Night March 15th, March 16th

ThisTime Newbie

ThisTime

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Aww Jacqui, I seriously doubt that!

 

 

 

 

OMG I AM SO SO EXCITED TO MEET YOU!!! I JUST LOVE YOUR SONGS!! Can you please sign this???!!!

 

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/510XY69N9VL._AA240_.jpg

 

:giggle:

:sofunny: :sofunny:

http://i.imgur.com/MfrTohK.gif

Nikosn17 Newbie

Nikosn17

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Sometimes, I like to lip your big notes. How about you? :P

 

:sofunny: :mdr: :sofunny: :whistling:

 

OMG I AM SO SO EXCITED TO MEET YOU!!! I JUST LOVE YOUR SONGS!! Can you please sign this???!!!

 

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/510XY69N9VL._AA240_.jpg

 

:giggle:

 

 

OMG :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

Simon Rookie

Simon

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"Céline!!!! I was also born in France!!" :laugh:

or

"Do you speak french?? :shifty:

Edited by Simon

You could see? I could break! Did you notice all my mistakes? | *taking a kayak* | thanks @TakingChances for the signatur

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venezia7 Newbie

venezia7

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Sometimes, I like to lip your big notes. How about you? :P

 

:sofunny: :mdr: :sofunny: :whistling:

 

OMG I AM SO SO EXCITED TO MEET YOU!!! I JUST LOVE YOUR SONGS!! Can you please sign this???!!!

 

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/510XY69N9VL._AA240_.jpg

 

:giggle:

 

LMAO so funny :clap: :clap: :D :P :clap:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/goldengryffindor/Celinedionsig-1.jpg
zoea2812 Newbie

zoea2812

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I dont like your shoes. :blushing1:
http://www.celinerific.com/Signatures/NHASig1.jpg
Soloni Newbie

Soloni

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OMG this is so much fun :laugh:

http://i416.photobucket.com/albums/pp249/Celinesoloni/nick-huh2.gif

 

When Life Hands You Lemons, Throw Them Back And Yell; I Want Celine Dion

Black Kitten Newbie

Black Kitten

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LOL you guys are so funny!!!!!

I'm gonna be totally stupid here though and ask, because I don't understand these ones????

 

"celine, you know i love you, but please dont hug me, or you might cut my shoulder unconciously..."

because of celine's pretty long chin that it may cut my shoulder if she hugs me. :laugh:

 

i can imagine how taylor (from AND DVD) felt when he was huged by celine. ouch! lol :giggle:

Esty Newbie

Esty

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Sometimes, I like to lip your big notes. How about you? :P

 

:sofunny: :mdr: :sofunny: :whistling:

 

OMG I AM SO SO EXCITED TO MEET YOU!!! I JUST LOVE YOUR SONGS!! Can you please sign this???!!!

 

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/510XY69N9VL._AA240_.jpg

 

:giggle:

 

Knowing how nice Celine is, she may even sign it as Mariah! LOL

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