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I saw this topic at a Julie Andrews forum and it turned out to be one of the funniest threads of the board. I think we should try it here. I'm sure we have many wrong things that we can never say to Celine.

 

Now, don't be mad, it is supposed to be funny. It will get mean sometimes, but play along. :D

 

I'll start:

 

 

"You're little girl is so cute!"

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Posted

HAHAHAAHAHAHA omgsh that's hilarious!

 

OK here's mine.,

 

 

Is that one of your older brother's or a great great uncle that's always tagging along and playing with René - Charles?

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Posted
Sometimes, I like to lip your big notes. How about you? :P
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Posted (edited)

your dad (rene...) looks much older then your mom... do they have a big age diffrents between them? :sofunny: :sofunny:

fun topic :laugh: :yes:

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I thought about the Julie Andrews forum when I saw the title of the topic, I saw it there too :laugh: But I have to say they didn't attack Julie the way you guys attacked Celine is these posts... At least not from what I read of that thread on that forum. It's supposed to be funny, not pick on her like the lamest tabloids out there...

Anyway, maybe someone can come up with really funny stuff.

Posted

OMG...great topic!!! love it

 

HERE GOES MINE:

"Happy birthday Celine!!!! gosh, I didn't know what to give you, and I thought: What may she don't have? A bran new pair of shoes!!! so, here is my present!!!!

Posted
I can't think of anything right now, but I have to say...nice topic...I have seen it on the Julie forum as well ;)
Posted
Sometimes, I like to lip your big notes. How about you? :P

 

LMFAO *DEAD* :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

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SO CELINE HOW IS YOUR SEX LIFE GOING.LMAO :sofunny: :sofunny:
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So....have you had any success with your music? :shrug:

"...I offer what you cannot buy,

devoted love, until we die"

~Je t'aime, Céline!

 

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Posted
SO CELINE HOW IS YOUR SEX LIFE GOING.LMAO :sofunny: :sofunny:

 

:giggle:

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hilarious topic!!

 

What about:

To Céline: 'It must be a pleasure for you meeting me! Should I sign something for you or would you like to take a picture? Maybe you'll stop following me by then' ;) :P

Edited by Esther

Love, Esther

 

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"Hey Celine, I lost my teddy bear, so will you sleep with me tonight?" :naughty: :shifty: :mdr: Edited by Lymon
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"Hey Celine, I lost my teddy bear, so will you sleep with me tonight?" :naughty: :shifty: :mdr:

 

:sofunny: :sofunny:

Posted (edited)
"hey celine nice to meet you i thought your son may have been your grandson from a secret child" :P Edited by D'elles
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so does your son want his hair that long or is that you...?

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February 24th, 2009 - I Was There.

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But I have to say they didn't attack Julie the way you guys attacked Celine is these posts... At least not from what I read of that thread on that forum. It's supposed to be funny, not pick on her like the lamest tabloids out there...

Anyway, maybe someone can come up with really funny stuff.

 

Have you read the whole topic on the Julie forum? It's about 45 pages long, and there's some pretty nasty stuff in there. I figured that if they can do that to the 72 year old Dame Julie Andrews, it would be fun to do it here too.

 

I think Celine would laugh at that. She has a great sense of humor. :D

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"You were singing next door all those years? I always thought it was like...a dog or something."
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"Hey Celine, I lost my teddy bear, so will you sleep with me tonight?" :naughty: :shifty: :mdr:

 

:sofunny: :sofunny:

 

It sounds like a lame pickup line haha but can you imagine someone doing that :sofunny:

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"celine, you know i love you, but please dont hug me, or you might cut my shoulder unconciously..." :lol:
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"Hey Celine, I lost my teddy bear, so will you sleep with me tonight?" :naughty: :shifty: :mdr:

No, but I can give you a glass of warm milk. :laugh: :laugh:

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Ms. Carey so nice to meet you. A lot thinner than I expected...............
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"I loved you in Bodyguard!"

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Posted
So how do u like being related to Madonna ?

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"So... When's your next botox intervention?"

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And that was a wrap, folks!

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"So... Let's take a kayak?" :D

"These walls keep a secret, That only we know..."

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Sorry for my English.

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"Is it true that you're bald?"

 

The funny thing is that I can picture her reaction to some of those!

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"Where are your lips!?!?" Edited by Love,
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