Versatile Water Bottle

[Bellamy]

What the hell.

 

Sorry for creating a new topic about this. I know someone mentioned it in other topics already. But I think it's so hilarious and deserve it's own new topic.

http://media.musictoday.com/store/bands/1583/product_medium/CXAM35.jpg

 

http://celinedion.shop.musictoday.com/Prod...4&pc=CXAM35

[alextrusca]

1.you can feed a baby with it.

2.stick it up somebody's mouth

3.put juice in it

4.throw it away to the trash can

5.use its versatile characteristics to offer yourself celinish pleasure.

Edited June 8, 2008 at 03:23 PM by alextrusca

[Prince Whiskers]

Sorry, alex, but you are not allowed to prove the versatility of this bottle. It's got Celine's name on it w/c means it's holy to the molly.

[alextrusca]

I wasn't going to talk about mariah....just about this wonderful bottle.i'm gonna buy 20...one for me, one for my mom, one for my oncle, two for my grand parents and the rest i will give away to the poor people.

 

it's amazing what one can do with a Versatile Water Bottle...Gawd!

Edited June 8, 2008 at 03:26 PM by alextrusca

[Krys]

it looks sooo damn cheap

[Alex_Incognito]

Hey, now, hey, now

 

It has the "One Heart" font----so we're supposed to not be able to sleep at night until we have this fantabulous bottle in our posession.

[sgcpc]

i know! it sooo does!!!! seriously!!! some of celine's stuff is just ..... i still remember i bought a little pencil bag thing from celinedion.com..... (did i buy it, or it was a free gift when i joined TC), anyhoo, it was so cheap, and seriously!!!! its hilarious

[alextrusca]

exactly YAY I just purchased 10, 10 more when I rob a bank *is so proud*

[Bellamy]

it looks sooo damn cheap

It's a FREE gift. What more can you ask for. I bet you could get a broken item if you actually ordered one. I feel the cap would fall off at any time.

[Bellamy]

i know! it sooo does!!!! seriously!!! some of celine's stuff is just ..... i still remember i bought a little pencil bag thing from celinedion.com..... (did i buy it, or it was a free gift when i joined TC), anyhoo, it was so cheap, and seriously!!!! its hilarious

It's your free gift for joining TC. So you can't complain about something you get free. I got the same item too.

[Prince Whiskers]

$6 for TC members, $8 for everyone else on this planet they call earth

 

Manuel wonders whether this bottle has the power to break windows of Sony buildings

[Bellamy]

$6 for TC members, $8 for everyone else on this planet they call earth

Free if you order 2 T-shirts before June 18. That's a bargain. Go get it now!!!!!!!!!!!

[Javito]

LMAO Bellamy, I thought anybody would comment here the latest great TeamCeline email!! We can't be that rude and inconsiderated fans!

 

Btw does somebody else keep receiving TC emails, when they are NOT anymore TC members? Curious they keep emailing fans though they are no longuer on TC membership!

 

And I got them in both english and french languages, as if I hadn't enough with the english version! (okay they want to be sure we can read them?)

 

1.you can feed a baby with it.

2.stick it up somebody's mouth

3.put juice in it

4.throw it away to the trash can

5.use its versatile characteristics to offer yourself celinish pleasure.

 

ROFL Let me add this:

 

6. You can throw it to the stage if Céline keeps singing ASFY instead of other better titles of the album!

7. You can supply René one of them just-in-case he isn't wearing his own in his hands (very rare case)

 

The word they used made me laugh all the evening yesterday: "verstatile" bottle! What do they think it is? a DVD? How many uses you can give to it?

 

I can see the next Chrysler add for A New Day 2011: D&L "Drink & Love" introducing the Céline versatile bottle!

Edited June 8, 2008 at 04:04 PM by Gonzalillo

[Krys]

it looks sooo damn cheap

It's a FREE gift. What more can you ask for. I bet you could get a broken item if you actually ordered one. I feel the cap would fall off at any time.

 

but its available for sale in the TC boutique i could get better bottles for that price

[Thomas]

I'm happy to reveal an upcoming TeamCeline member exclusive item at the Boutique:

 

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/4876/lolbj9.jpg

 

"The Celine Dion portable toilet for men - $29.99".

 

[Bellamy]

OMG.

[Thomas]

You know you want one! Never get caught short again, and you can sing your favourite Celine song while you....erm....wee.

[Krys]

thats too funny Thomas

[Bellamy]

"The Celine Dion portable toilet for men - $29.99".

You forgot to add "Versatile" in the item title though.

[alextrusca]

of course, you can .....come.....home with it. :D

[Javito]

"The Celine Dion portable toilet for men - $29.99".

 

:mdr:

 

Wear it with you wherever you go this summer, while you wait for neverending lines at Céline's hotel or at the stadium gates!

[Koolan]

I'm happy to reveal an upcoming TeamCeline member exclusive item at the Boutique:

 

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/4876/lolbj9.jpg

 

"The Celine Dion portable toilet for men - $29.99".

 

 

Shhhhhhh, they may just take your idea for a future waste product.

 

[Prince Whiskers]

OMG

 

The handy potty reminds me of what my high school teacher in Asian History said one fateful afternoon. She didn't want anyone missing any parts of her lecture in the name of obedience to the call of nature or faking the call of nature to escape her boring subject.

 

She declared in a booming voice, "Next time, bring an empty soda bottle with you and do it inside the classroom. If your toot toot is too big, no problem because I'm gonna force it into the bottle."

 

Manuel and the rest of class were too frightened to say anything.

[zoea2812]

I have ordered two tshirts and so I have the "versatile" water bottle on its way to me.

[ThisTime]

I'm happy to reveal an upcoming TeamCeline member exclusive item at the Boutique:

 

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/4876/lolbj9.jpg

 

"The Celine Dion portable toilet for men - $29.99".

 

:sofunny:

 

Oh jeez, I wouldn't doubt it if that showed up tomorrow on the website.

Kind of like how ASFY popped up after someone made a thread about it.

[Prince Whiskers]

Suppose I buy 3 instead of 2 t-shirts, will I get the handy potty?

 

Manuel wants expert opinion on this.

[CelineAndRene]

At least it has her name on it though

 

But yes... it's a little.. sad.. lol

[zoea2812]

I guess I am a little sad

[Edwin]

I'm happy to reveal an upcoming TeamCeline member exclusive item at the Boutique:

 

 

 

"The Celine Dion portable toilet for men - $29.99".

 

 

At 29.99, we would expect to get a second one for a friend. Drop the price to $19.99 and watch those suckers sell like hot cakes.

[Alex_Incognito]

OMG! That was classic! LMAO!!!! That made my day!