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Singer Reunited With Birth Mother

 

Singing sensation C閘ine Dion is believed to be suffering from post traumatic shock tonight, following a highly emotional reunion with the mother whom she has never met. The Las Vagas performer is said to be recuperating in her Caesers Palace home after the shock of the reunion with her natural mother, Mary Stakes, late last night. It is believed that C閘ine抯 Mother was forced to give up the superstar as a baby, due to the unmarriad teenage mother抯 parents deep Catholic beliefs. After spending 23 years in a French orphanage C閘ine was adopted by her Manager/Husband, R閚殚 and thrust into the limelight with her debut single 慏抋mour ou d抋mitie? (慖抦 Fond Of Cheese?.

 

Dion抯 birth mother, Ms Stakes 93, a gas station attendant from Jakesville Trailer-trash Park in Milwaukee, Illinois is said to be overcome with the revelation that her daughter is a billionaire megastar. C閘ine抯 new sister/cousin, Lerlene-Bonny Stakes admits, 揙h we抮e just amazed how much money she has, we were savin?up for a new commode but now I guess we can spend it on another tube of Pop抯 foot cream. We抮e gonna treat her just like family. We抮e holdin?her a thigh slappin?knees up in our trailer next week the whole family is coming. My husband, C閘ine抯 new brother, Dirk is coming back from the oil mine special.?br>

A Spokesperson from Team C閘ine released a statement from the singers management early this morning. 揂lthough Ms Dion does look uncannily like her mother she is insisting on waiting for the results from a paternity DNA test to confirm whether or not Ms Stakes?accusations are true. Until then she asks to be left alone to come to terms with the situation. Despite knowing about her adoption, her busy schedule has denied her the time to prepare herself for any reunion with blood relatives. She will also not be meeting with the Stakes family until she is legally obliged to.?

 

The suprise reunion was organised by reality TV show; 慡uprise! You抳e Been Living A Lie?and begins transmission on E! this Spring. However, it is unknown whether this episode will make it to the screen due to its violent content. When the film crew burst into C閘ine's home to suprise her she was caught completely off guard and a little naked. She flew into a violent rage and threw one of the camera men out of the window then punched her bodyguard in the face, screaming 搚ou抮e bloody useless? 揑t was awful,?reveals the shows director Margaret Marguerite, 搒he just picked this guy up and tossed him off the balcony, luckily she抯 scared of heights so we were on the ground floor, but it was still very very scary, she is suprisingly strong.?br>

Long time friend and fellow celebrity Diana Ross was horrified when she heard the news of the reunion. 揥hat? She comes from trash? How can I be seen out with her now. I can抰 talk to trash.?br>

Dion is one of the most successful solo artists in history. She has sold over 32 trillion albums in 498 countries, including her 慣itanic?smash, 慚y Heart Will Go On?which stayed number one in the UK for 6 years.

 

Ms Dion 32, originally from Montr閍l, Canada was unavailable for comment tonight, it is unknown whether she will be attending the family抯 trailer party next Tuesday.

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