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Now, if the guy with a hat and vegemite sat beside a lumberjack with a beer, that would be an international phenomenon!!
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indeed. I'm also digging the fact that I mispelt vegemite, and you didn't, very amusing!

 

http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/VegemiteHistory.htm

 

No, it's not an obsession, no one could possibly eat it on a sandwhich on it's own, let alone spread as thick as peanut butter..No, I don't travel with a jar of it in my suitcase, you American baffoon.

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And you raise your children on it. Good to know...by the time you're of drinking age, drinking beer will be like an old and comfortable childhood memory. :lmao: You guys start early...and your luggage must be so heavy. Like all those Americans stopped at the airport for having too much peanut butter in their carry-on...
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And you raise your children on it. Good to know...by the time you're of drinking age, drinking beer will be like an old and comfortable childhood memory. :lmao: You guys start early...and your luggage must be so heavy. Like all those Americans stopped at the airport for having too much peanut butter in their carry-on...

 

..carrying all the ingrediants to make an apple pie :lmao:

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Actaully I prefer blueberry ... although apple pie is good, too! :)

 

:usaflag:

 

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You don't put peanut butter in an apple pie! Boy, who taught you how to cook!! :lmao:

 

Patty, you brought the army to have some pie, did ya'? LMAO at the flag!

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Patty, you brought the army to have some pie, did ya'? LMAO at the flag!

 

It's the American way!!

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Here you go VM ... :canadianwave:

 

Sorry Damien ... no smilies with the Australian flag

 

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well, I wouldn't expect it would I..

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Now, do you see the size difference between the two flags, hmmm? Oh the symbolism!!
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CONSPIRACY!!

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Now, do you see the size difference between the two flags, hmmm? Oh the symbolism!!

 

I don't make the smilies ... I just post them!! :rofl_2:

 

And I'd prefer an American Flag smilie without the tank :angry2:

 

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Now, do you see the size difference between the two flags, hmmm? Oh the symbolism!!

 

I don't make the smilies ... I just post them!! :rofl_2:

 

And I'd prefer an American Flag smilie without the tank :angry2:

 

:msn-wink:

 

Wait..is that, that couldn't be, an American upset about misrepresentation and stereotyping? :o

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We're not all into stereotyping ... do all Australians stereotype others?

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We're not all into stereotyping ... do all Australians stereotype others?

 

ha.

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I love stereotyping...cause I'm, like, a hoser eh? And I eat moose on the weekends, live in a teepee, and walk on dirt roads, you know, because Canada doesn't have paved ones. And hear this, eh, I actually own a car and, yeah I do know Sally...good gal...and we all play hockey on the weekends cause, you know, Canadians all love hockey and that's all we can ever do cause it snows here ten months of the year and we always have bacon on our pizza...:lmao:
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We're not all into stereotyping ... do all Australians stereotype others?

 

ha.

 

Clearly ... you are!

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Well, we are all crocodile wrestling, koala hugging, kangaroo boxing convicts that love to eat shrimp and use outdated English slang..

 

people, I have not EVER used the word g'day!!

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Damien, you forgot to mention that your favourite song is Waltzing Matilda, you wear khaki shorts and a hat with half the brim snapped up, and that the dingo ate your baby...
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but a dingo DID eat my baby!!

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B) B) B) B) B) B)

Honey Lets Make Love All Night Long Until The Sun Comes Up.......... Oh It Feels So Good To Be In Your Arms

My Love.... Robert If Walls Could Talk They Would Say I Want You More

And They Would See all the Love Inside And They Would Say I Love You So

If Only Wall Could Talk

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Oh Honey... Robert you are My Bestfriend,My Rock,

My Lover,My Joy,My Everything,You And My Little Celine You Are My World,Your Needs Are My Needs

Baby Love.... Behind Close Doors

You Make A Women Out Of Me

It Feels Soooooooo Gooooood I Want To Cry

Oh I Love It When Were Behind Close Doors..............

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Oh Yes Im So In Love With My Love For seven Years We Have Been Happly Married

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indeed.

 

Hey allceline...can I use your old av and sig? They were so pretty.

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:bye1:

 

Beautiful Sin - My Elizabeth Perkins Website!

 

 

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We might kiss when we are alone... When nobody's watching... We might take it home... We might make out... When nobody's there... It's not that we're scared... It's just that it's delicate... We might live like never before... When there's nothing to give... Well how can we ask for more... We might make love in some sacred place... The look on your face is delicate

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Bring back my Van Merlin!!

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:kicking:

"Today, I’m a person on a path of connecting with my source and understanding that I am on the leading edge of creation.."

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