Céline for President!

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Celine Dion

 

Campaign Slogan: Because You Love Me

 

Canada under Celine: Cabinet replaced with back-up dancers from Cirque du Soleil. Canada credited for fixing the Gulf oil spill crisis after Celine donates son Rene-Charles' hair to soak up the oil. PM regularly breaks into song during speeches: “Wit da signing of dis bill, it is a new day for dis wonderful country.” (Leg lunge) “A new day haaaaaaas … cooooooome …” Country’s economic woes cured by the magic of Celine’s voice. Parliament prorogued every time Celine gets in vitro.

 

Problems: Massive flooding devastates much of the country as a particularly rousing musical Question Period moves the entire electorate to tears.

 

 

See rest of the article with other potential candidates (Shania, Bieber, Avril and Kroeger) here!

[volleyceline]

 

"Que-ce le crisis economique?"

Edited July 29, 2010 at 08:37 PM by volleyceline

[celine-rc]

To be honnest, I think she might actually be good. I'm sure people are going to laugh but I also think it would be better for her if she just stayed out of politics. We saw what happened in 1992...

[Jacqui]

LOL. Well she couldn't do much worse than some politicians have, could she?

[celinefan5]

Too funny

[Raevaz]

Loll that's funny, but what happened in 1992?

[volleyceline]

Yeah what's this about '92??

[Celininha17]

YEAH!!!! Celine for President!!!!!

I would say Garfield for vice president !!!

Edited July 29, 2010 at 10:17 PM by Celininha17

[CelineDionFan710]

For Canada??? I would say yes

[celine_rox]

What happened in 92

[I Love You]

That is hillarious, and she would be a great Prime Minister. She could get allot done, then the one we have right now. Plus Rene, would the second man to be the P.Ms husband to give partys to all the First lady of different countries. I would vote for her.

[robert sadler]

Celine would have my vote.

 

 

 

CELINE RULES THE WORLD.

[lindsey22]

celine has always said that she and politics don't mix so that would NEVER happen.

[CelineDionFan710]

yes my vote 100%

[Nailah23]

Funny But..what happened in 1992?

[miel_sourit]

so funny!!!

[loveyouceline]

It would be interesting_ Celine takes part in politics.

 

But what happened in 1992??????

[Claudette]

I think she is talking about the time when they asked Celine about what she thinks about seperating Quebec from Canada, and she replied that she is against it or something like that. I can't remember all the details. All I remember is that it caused some chaos at the time, because most people from Quebec were in favor of independence. So they were not very happy with her... Edited July 30, 2010 at 10:09 AM by Claudette

[fan2celinedion]

celine has always said that she and politics don't mix so that would NEVER happen.

We already know that!

 

I think they are talking about the time when they asked Celine about what she thinks about seperating Quebec from Canada, and she replied that she is against it or something like that. I can't remember all the details. All I remember is that it caused some chaos at the time, because most people from Quebec were in favor of independence. So they were not very happy with her...

Wow claudette Yeah! I think they are talking about that!

[luciusbright]

OH, really would like to know what would happen if she were the p.m. of Canana

[Sofie]

Okay...?

 

Thanks for the info about 1992

[ghazal]

so funny!!!

thx for the info about 1992

[mylene]

to separate Quebec from Canada and what next create "Nouvelle-France"? by the way, I loved the film, Celine's composed a great song!

[loveyouceline]

I think she is talking about the time when they asked Celine about what she thinks about seperating Quebec from Canada, and she replied that she is against it or something like that. I can't remember all the details. All I remember is that it caused some chaos at the time, because most people from Quebec were in favor of independence. So they were not very happy with her...

 

Ohh!! Thanks for the info about 1992.

[celine-rc]

According to what I saw in René's official bio, a journalist randomly asked her if she was for or against the seperation of Québec from the rest of Canada. She never said she was for it, but she also never said she was against. All she said was that she didn't think that would be the right thing right then. So then, the press deformed what she said to make it sound like she was against it, then, sinse the people were very stong on the whole seperating idea, they started to throw out her albums and stuff. Just because they didn't agree with her. She has never gotten involved in politics ever since. That's what it said in ''Le Maitre du Jeu''.

[ceon]

[gafsa]

According to what I saw in René's official bio, a journalist randomly asked her if she was for or against the seperation of Québec from the rest of Canada. She never said she was for it, but she also never said she was against. All she said was that she didn't think that would be the right thing right then. So then, the press deformed what she said to make it sound like she was against it, then, sinse the people were very stong on the whole seperating idea, they started to throw out her albums and stuff. Just because they didn't agree with her. She has never gotten involved in politics ever since. That's what it said in ''Le Maitre du Jeu''.

 

 

oohhh wow. politic makes war.

 

thanks for the info.

[kermitdafrog]

Thanks for the info on 1992. That's really interesting. I had never heard of anything with Celine and politics.