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Mozinha Newbie

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It's a site about misheard lyrics of several known songs and it's too much fun.

Look at the example:

 

 

Song: Bailamos

Artist: Enrique Iglesias

 

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The real lyrics were:

Bailamos... let the rhythm

take you over Bailamos

 

But I misheard them as:

By my balls... let the rhythm

take you over by my balls

 

 

:mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr:

 

Song: Bailamos

Artist: Enrique Iglesias

 

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The real lyrics were:

Bailamos. Let the rhythm take you over. Bailamos.

 

But I misheard them as:

By the boat, let the rhythm take you over, by the boat.

 

:mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr:

 

 

 

The link The archive of the misheard lyrics

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Bellamy Explorer

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any Celine song? actually I've misheard many Celine songs. :shy:

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Yeah, there has to be Celine ones. She's notoriously misheard.
Mozinha Newbie

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The real lyrics were:

I believe that the heart does go on.

 

But I misheard them as:

I believe that the hot dogs go on.

 

The embarrassing moment of revelation:

Listening to the end credits of Titanic with my now ex boyfriend, I endeavoured to serenade him with what I thought were the lyrics of Miss Dion's ballad, resulting in him rolling on the floor in tears laughing. I was so ashamed, but PLEASE listen for yourself! It really does sound like she's singing about fast food!

 

:shocking: :shocking: :shocking: :shocking: She must be really dumb. How could Hot Dogs fit here :pinch:

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Bellamy Explorer

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The real lyrics were:

I believe that the heart does go on.

 

But I misheard them as:

I believe that the hot dogs go on.

 

The embarrassing moment of revelation:

Listening to the end credits of Titanic with my now ex boyfriend, I endeavoured to serenade him with what I thought were the lyrics of Miss Dion's ballad, resulting in him rolling on the floor in tears laughing. I was so ashamed, but PLEASE listen for yourself! It really does sound like she's singing about fast food!

 

:shocking:  :shocking:  :shocking:  :shocking: She must be really dumb. How could Hot Dogs fit here :pinch:

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

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The real lyrics were:

Do I love you, my oh my

River deep mountain high

 

But I misheard them as:

Do I love you, my oh my

River deep, my behind

 

:shocking: :w00t: :w00t:

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This is one that I misheard for a long time.

"Us" - LTAL

Original Lyric:

And why that isn't what

You've been thinking of

 

My lyric:

And why daddy's in the war

Yea you've been thinking of

 

I know it doesn't make sense but I could've sworn that's what she says.

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Mozinha Newbie

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One misheard of mine :msn-tongue:

 

The real lyric:

Before you roll those dice

Baby think twice

 

My lyrics:

Before you go... those eyes

Baby think twice.

 

 

Makes no sense at all but I was 13 and my english was BAD.

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Celine's Wife

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:laughing:

 

Beautiful Sin - My Elizabeth Perkins Website!

 

 

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We might kiss when we are alone... When nobody's watching... We might take it home... We might make out... When nobody's there... It's not that we're scared... It's just that it's delicate... We might live like never before... When there's nothing to give... Well how can we ask for more... We might make love in some sacred place... The look on your face is delicate

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LMAOOOO!

 

If I Could...

 

"A Set of shoulder to cry on."

 

Actual lyric: "I said, a shoulder to cry on."

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Mozinha Newbie

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Misheards for Feliz Navidad:

 

The real lyrics were:

Feliz Navidad

 

But I misheard them as:

Feel this snot I've got

:mdr:

 

The real lyrics were:

Feliz Navidad

 

But I misheard them as:

Police Never Die

:w00t:

 

 

The real lyrics were:

Feliz Navidad ....

 

But I misheard them as:

Let's grease mommy up

 

:wacko:

 

 

The real lyrics were:

Feliz Navidad

 

But I misheard them as:

Police stole my car!

 

:shocking: :shocking:

 

 

The real lyrics were:

Feliz Navidad

 

But I misheard them as:

Feliz VolleyBall

:wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

 

Feliz Navitad

 

But I misheard them as:

Denise Down The Block

 

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Think Twice

 

The real lyrics:

Before you roll those dice

Baby think twice

 

What I thought:

Before you go down

Baby think twice

 

:roflmao:

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Okay, mine may not be funny, jut embarassing...

 

From "Rain, Tax:

 

Correct Lyrics:

I did not know there was a plan,

Somewhere a perfect man.

 

What I heard:

I did not know there was a plan,

Somewhere a perfect plan.

 

 

How embarassing??? :sick:


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Hahahahahahahaha! That's funny!

 

See Ya!

Rodrigo.:)

See Ya!

Rodrigo.:)

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fred Newbie

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any Celine song? actually I've misheard many Celine songs.  :shy:

 

 

So have I thousands of times. Reasently on Naked:

 

Real:

Under this midnight sky

With you here by my side

 

My interpretation:

Under this splendid sky

With you here by my side

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Real:

Make love till the morning light

Take me wherever you want to

 

My interpretation:

Make love till northern light

Take me wherever you want to

 

I got quite disappointed when I found out. I thought mine were better :glare:

 

/fred

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Belle Céline Newbie

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I always misheard the part in it's all coming back to me now: more than your laws allows

I heard: more than your lousy love

I had to put subtitles on my tv to realize what she was saying, :shy:

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