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[FAKE NEWS] Celine on a promo tour for Whitney!


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Quebec, Montreal - 08-27-2009

 

AP

 

 

After announcing her pregnancy the Canadian crooner Celine Dion is about to embark on a tour supporting the promotion of the latest Whitney Houston album "I Look To You".

 

"I have been blessed with amazing hearing ability so that I can hear and judge the music, especially the new releases and Whitney's new CD is very close to my heart", Dion commented at a special press event held at the Montreal Hilton hotel at the morning.

 

It has been widely known that Dion is a huge Whitney Houston fan as she kneed down and cried during Houston's World Music Awards' performance in 2004. It is expected that Dion will visit around 30 countries to sweetmouth Houston and her latest CD.

 

"I luv me sum Cline, I do!", said Whitney asked for a comment on Dion's spontaneous promotion effort.

 

Dion showed herself ecstatic about her own idea: "I love promoting albums, especially those that don't carry my name on their covers, this will bring my whole family together. I will make sure the new amazing Whitney's 'I Look To You' is a hit seller all around the globe."

 

Asked about the effect the promo tour may have on her  pregnancy she replied ardently: "The new jet my husband bought has five infirmaries built in along with seventeen –as much as my dear friend Mariah’s amount of number 1’s on the Billboard Hot 100 chart,can you believe it!? -  doctors traveling with me. I think I will be fine.”

 

Houston's CD is slated for August 31th release and with Dion's help it may really become a commercial force to be reckoned with.

 

-Edward de Montegue

 

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Edited by Céline's Blues
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Seba, it aint april fools today! :doh: :whistling:


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total lie... total fabrication... Celine was never in Montreal for a news conference... don't fool Celine's fans!!
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Ha ha :lol:

Once again you have shown yourself to be one of the most bizarre posters on the forum! :clapping:

Nice one! I love that she is going to be medically catered for on the new jet!

You are going to have a lot of people scratching their heads with this one (:confused1:)

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Seb you have way too much free time :lmao:
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Seb you have way too much free time :lmao:

It's Edward who has too much time. :giggle:

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Posted (edited)

LOL! The second paragraph gave it away. Celine would never say something like: "I have been blessed with amazing hearing ability so that I can hear and judge the music, especially the new releases and Whitney's new CD is very close to my heart.'' You have to much free time!

 

With the current condition Whitney's voice is in, maybe she should really consider this idea. Because I bet Celine would sound much better...

Edited by Claudette


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That is very funny! :lol:

"My dear friend, Mariah!" :lol:

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I love your posts! Post more, please! haha
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"I luv me sum Celine, I do!", said Whitney asked for a comment on Dion's spontaneous promotion effort.

 

:sofunny: hilarious article!

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:sofunny: Céline doing promo for Whitney! :sofunny:

 

Céline has long surpassed Whitney.

 

Whitney could maybe warm up for Céline :yes: :giggle: :shifty:

Posted
I LOVE how people get uptight over these! Thanks, Seb! :D

"People pay 20-25 dollars to see you."

- Céline Dion, 1990

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great news, i can't waitf for the promo tour....will they sing together?

 

lol

#FREEJAVITO

 

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heehee, had me chuckling this one :D
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Funny one!

I'd like to know what you're smokin'... and where you get it from!!!! :D

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wtf lol

like this will ever happen.......

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funny joke!

 

anyway..when I listened to the new cd of Whitney I was not that impressed. Why is it that all music nowadays must have that r&b-sound ? Why not a stunning ballad. It is r&b everywhere on the radio..everything sounds the same with producers like timbaland, akon (hate his smurflike voice). Celine's Taking Chances album is much more varied and does take chances..whitney only sticks with the rest on the most of her songs..

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lmao, did you apply for The Onion?

 

Actually The Onion applied to Edward the other week!!! :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

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So this is what Edward's been doing all alone in Mozambique :lmao:
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:sofunny:

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This is funny, like it~~~~~~~~~~~
S'il suffisait d'aimer...
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That is totally :crazy: . :lol:

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This is funny, like it~~~~~~~~~~~

to be honest i prefer ~~~~~~~~~` :pinch:

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