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Now that we are on an SNL topic let me ask you again: Does anybody has the skits made by Ana Gasteyer titled "The Celine Dion Show"? or any of the Divas skits!?

 

 

I've been looking for the same skits also. I've searched all over the internet to try and find the videos....no luck. Not even the SNL website archive video library have any of the video skits we are looking for. I too wish I would have saved the carpool skit. :doh:

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Now that we are on an SNL topic let me ask you again: Does anybody has the skits made by Ana Gasteyer titled "The Celine Dion Show"? or any of the Divas skits!?

Do you, or anybody else for that matter, know in which season and episode those were in?

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Posted
Now that we are on an SNL topic let me ask you again: Does anybody has the skits made by Ana Gasteyer titled "The Celine Dion Show"? or any of the Divas skits!?

Do you, or anybody else for that matter, know in which season and episode those were in?

 

Well I looked for quite a while once, and I got to an archive that had all SNL skits on it since the beginning. BUT it only had the info like, who was playing who, the title, the date etc. So, I was looking for the Celine Show and I know they were most in 1998, cannot remember if there were any in 1997. So whatever season that was!!

Marc

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December 16, 2008

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Do you, or anybody else for that matter, know in which season and episode those were in?

 

I don't know exactly the SNL season but it was around 98-99 when the VH1 diva phenomenon started. I do know that one skit of the "Celine Dion Show" is included in the SNL 25 anniversary DVD.

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Well I know that the Celine Dion Show on SNL was on the beggining of 1998 (the dates were Feb. 5 1998 and March 7 1998, but I think they were more) there were a couple of shows that included this skit, and even on Divas 99 Anna Gastayer was making a Celine cameo, wearing that dress that resembles the one Celine used in the 97' Grammys and straigth hair rather than the do used on the SNL skits Edited by Matias

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Here you have a link with ALL the skits that were made about Celine or where she was "portrayed" by Anna Gastayer

 

http://snl.jt.org/imp.php?i=1510

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Here the transcripts from one of the Celine Dion Show:

 

The Celine Dion Show

 

Celine Dion.....Ana Gasteyer

Shania Twain.....Molly Shannon

Mariah Carey.....Cheri Oteri

Gloria Estefan.....Matthew Broderick

 

 

Celine Dion Voiceover: Eh, I am French-Canadian, I am really skinny, and guess what: I am the best singer in the world! Welcome to my show!

 

Celine Dion: Okay! It's time to bring my next guests out. They are my beautiful, best friends, from my VH-1 Diva concert! Please welcome country music sensation, Shanna Twain! Oh, Shanna! [ Shania Twain steps out ] The magnificant Mariah Carey! Mariah! [ Mariah Carey steps out ] And, the Cuban dynamo, Gloria Estefan! Gloria! [ Gloria Estefan steps out ] Oh! Oh, girl, it was so nice to have you on VH- Diva Live, when I blew the roof off the mother!

 

You look very good for a woman who has had a bus accident, and a boat accident!

 

Gloria Estefan: Thanks.

 

Celine Dion: Would you do me the honor of singing me one of your best song now?

 

Gloria Estefan: No. [ shakes head ]

 

Celine Dion: Please?

 

Gloria Estefan: no, no, no. Look, I know what you're gonna do, okay? I'm gonna start to sing, and then you're gonna get up and act like an #ss, and drown me out.

 

Celine Dion: No.. Oh, no, Gloria, I won't, I swear to my God! Please, do not deprive this lovely audience of your beautiful gift.

 

Gloria Estefan: [ suckered in ] Alright. [ stands and sings "Conga" ]

"Come on, shake your body baby,

do the conga

I know you can't control yourself any longer!"

 

[ Celine jumps in ]

 

Celine Dion: [ singing ]

"I know you can't control yourself any longer

Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger

Ole! Ole! Ole!"

[ stops suddenly ] Oh. Oh. Get the rhythm of the beat.

 

Gloria Estefan: Hey, Celine! You promised!

 

Celine Dion: Oh, I'm so sorry! If I wasn't such a nice person, I'd think I was a showoff!

 

Gloria Estefan: You're a freak!

 

Shania Twain: Yea-ah. You know, you're crazy, Celine!

 

Mariah Carey: Yeah, you know what? I don't have to take this - I'm going out with a Yankee shortshop. [ shakes her booty, and exits stage, Shania and Gloria follow ]

 

Celine Dion: Please! Don't be jealous of me! [ piano music plays, lights dim ] I wasn't always this lucky. There was a time when I had so many ear infections, the kid in the town would call me "Ugly, Retarded Girl"! But now, I am the best singer in the world. And now I will sing the best song in the world! [ stands and sings ]

 

"Once more, you opened the do-oo-oo-oorr!"

 

[ fade out ]

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awwww. they're deleted! :cry: :cry:

Congratulations, Celine, Rene, and RC on the TWINS!!!!! <3 <3 <3

"I looked in the audience. There were no strangers. Everybody was singing and cheering and hugging. That was a beautiful picture to look at."

"I want to be more successful as a mother than I am in show business."

"I don't listen to my own music at home."

"On her baby: He's 16 months old and he eats soap and paper. What's going on with kids?"

"On her son again: I smell his feet; they have a scent that's a bit like vinegar."

"As long as my fans enjoy my music and I'm happy in myself, my life and my music, that's all the truly concerns me."

"I am the youngest of 14 children, so I rarely got a chance to speak. If I have an opportunity for talking, I talk."

"So far so good. We take it a day at a time."

  • 3 weeks later...
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Now that we are on an SNL topic let me ask you again: Does anybody has the skits made by Ana Gasteyer titled "The Celine Dion Show"? or any of the Divas skits!?

 

 

Sorry I don't, however found this video with a few short snippets of SNL's Celine Dion Show on Youtube. They start at around 4:40 Enjoy! Short but sweet...hehe

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlQOyfKMxlU

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Thanks!!

Marc

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Taking Chances World Tour

September 29, 2008

December 16, 2008

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I remember these skits! They aare soooo funny. "I am de greatest seenger in de world!" But, of course! :P

 

 

Linds

  • 2 years later...
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^ Those are thee worst impressions ever created of anyone.

Whoever made those don't even have a reason to live :shoot:

 

Laura Landauer is by far the best :yes:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7JTwPo8SHg

:lmao:

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Some people have everything. And they have nothing. It's wonderful... - C e l i n e ♥

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^ sorry but that was a stupid skit.

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Some people have everything. And they have nothing. It's wonderful... - C e l i n e ♥

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^ Those are thee worst impressions ever created of anyone.

Whoever made those don't even have a reason to live :shoot:

 

Laura Landauer is by far the best :yes:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7JTwPo8SHg

:lmao:

 

 

When someone is "imitated" on SNL, it's more of a characature than an actual dead on impression. Laura Landauer does a dead on impression of Celine..voice, pronunciation in speech etc. Ana Gasteyer tapped into the over the topness of Celine, and made it evene more over the top to make it funny. There's a difference there. Ana was also very funny and Celine had her on stage with her at Madison Square Garden one time. The MadTV skits are just really awful and dumb. But Ana while poking fun at Celine was still able to capture the sincere and sensitive part of Celine all while making it funny.

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Stonewall Sensation - Season 15

Originally written and performed by Coldplay

  • 6 years later...
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Ana Gasteyer did a hilarious job spoofing her on SNL. Literally did Celine spot on. It's even amazing Celine actually enjoyed it. When she first watched it, she was actually on the floor and dying from laugh. They also showed a clip from VH1 Behind The Music when Celine invited Ana in 1998 to do a little skit with her at Madison Square Garden.
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Ana Gasteyer did a hilarious job spoofing her on SNL. Literally did Celine spot on. It's even amazing Celine actually enjoyed it. When she first watched it, she was actually on the floor and dying from laugh. They also showed a clip from VH1 Behind The Music when Celine invited Ana in 1998 to do a little skit with her at Madison Square Garden.

 

Yeah it was good. But Ana has been very insulting about Celine in the past couple of years (insinuating she’s not that smart, barely spoke English at the time of the skit...lies...and didn’t understand she was being made fun of) so she can go take a long walk off the end of a short pier for all care.

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Yeah it was good. But Ana has been very insulting about Celine in the past couple of years (insinuating she’s not that smart, barely spoke English at the time of the skit...lies...and didn’t understand she was being made fun of) so she can go take a long walk off the end of a short pier for all care.

 

Yeah it’s a shame because I think Ana is very talented and can be quite hilarious. But she obviously doesn’t have the sort of respect for Celine that we all do.

 

Hopefully her opinion will change. Because it makes her look foolish to not understand Celine’s intelligence / talent / humbleness.

 

At the end of the day, Celine is an Icon and Ana is a d-list wanna-be actress / singer.

 

I’m not bitter!!!! ;)

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Yeah it's a shame because I think Ana is very talented and can be quite hilarious. But she obviously doesn't have the sort of respect for Celine that we all do.

 

Hopefully her opinion will change. Because it makes her look foolish to not understand Celine's intelligence / talent / humbleness.

 

At the end of the day, Celine is an Icon and Ana is a d-list wanna-be actress / singer.

 

I'm not bitter!!!! ;)

 

I actually have some friends that went to see Ana when she was doing the show WICKED on Broadway as "Elphaba", the main charecter. She was a little snotty afterwards at the stage door.

 

But CELINE = QUEEN

  • 1 year later...
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So apparently Ana Gasteyer was on The Masked Singer. And got cut. So we're missing out on a planned Celine number - https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/masked-singer-tree-says-devastating-020123473.html

 

“I was very sad, actually, because for the holiday episode we had planned the ballad ‘All By Myself,’ the Celine Dion number,” she said. “You know, I played Celine Dion on ‘SNL.’ So we were going to have The Tree being alone in a Christmas Tree lot not being chosen. And I was really looking forward to singing this sad little song for The Tree.”

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The original SNL parody was genius and she even did a bit for the LTAL tour, and spoke on one of those biography docs on Celine about how nice she was etc, but then when she was doing press for publications that clearly didn’t like Celine she framed it in a totally different way and was vaguely shady towards her Edited by Your_Su_Phu
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Speaking of Ana, there is a very funny appearance she did on Amy Sedaris’ show...

 

 

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Does anyone have any full versions of these skits that can be sent to me?

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Stonewall Sensation - Season 15

Originally written and performed by Coldplay

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