GoldenLeaf Posted July 28, 2008 at 05:02 PM Posted July 28, 2008 at 05:02 PM by Sarah Nicole PrickettMadonna in real life? More like death. http://images.sympatico.ca/images/Feeds/ryan_porter_gossip/madonna.jpgOf all Madonna's closet skeletons, it seems the scariest is Madonna herself. Photos released Friday of an exhausted Madge, exiting a Manhattan Kabbalah centre with daughter Lourdes, reveal a sagging skin-and-bones version of the aging superstar. Without makeup or a single ounce of fat, Madge's face looks at once surgically swollen and sunken, her eyes glazed and unfocused, and her body bonier than ever. The pictures have gossips the world over wondering whether Madonna's roughest year ever-and her fiftieth, no less (the Hard Candy peddler's half-century birthday is August 16)-is finally taking its toll. She's been plagued for months by rumours of ruined marriages: first her own, to English film director Guy Ritchie, then the failed union of Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez and his wife Cynthia. Some reports suggest Madonna brainwashed the baseballer with Kabbalah; others say she bewitched him with more carnal charms, hosting him overnight in her Manhattan lair. Both Madge and A-Rod have repeatedly denied the affair, but last week, a cameraman claimed to have a sex tape of the two, which he'd graciously sell for mere millions. Unfortunately for him, no one wants to see Madonna naked. Recently, Madge's beloved brother, Christopher Ciccone, published a tell-all book, "Life with My Sister Madonna," that portrayed the blonde icon as bitchy, self-absorbed and materialistic... wait, aren't tell-alls supposed to tell us things we don't already know? The real news is that the Material Girl is whispered to have ghostwritten the memoir herself, but even that's not much of a shocker, coming from the world dominatrix of media manipulation. Meanwhile, pressure's on for the pop queen to live up to the stratospheric prices of her upcoming, globe-spanning "Sticky & Sweet" concert tour. Given her most recent, er, reinvention, perhaps "Stale & Sour" would be a more fitting title?She's sooooo ugly and she's just 49. I bet at 60 she'll look like a corpse in an advanced stage of decomposition. Quote
ThisTime Posted July 28, 2008 at 05:06 PM Posted July 28, 2008 at 05:06 PM Her arm is what gets me Its like... deformed. Quote http://i.imgur.com/MfrTohK.gifMy Twitter || My Tumblr
Bellamy Posted July 28, 2008 at 05:12 PM Posted July 28, 2008 at 05:12 PM Everyone has bad day. Quote Please support the forum by ordering everything through our special Amazon.com link Click here. Thank you!
Cheerfuljane Posted July 28, 2008 at 05:29 PM Posted July 28, 2008 at 05:29 PM I wouldn`t have recognised her if she walked past me on the street She still looks better than me on a GOOD day Quote
CelineRox Posted July 28, 2008 at 05:37 PM Posted July 28, 2008 at 05:37 PM OMG her arms Quote http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm31/celinedion82/Emilylove-signature-1.jpg
Prince Whiskers Posted July 28, 2008 at 06:35 PM Posted July 28, 2008 at 06:35 PM I thought she looked 20 like Celine said? Quote http://cdn.webecoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/modern-pet-solo-blown-glass.jpg
Snowhite Posted July 28, 2008 at 06:47 PM Posted July 28, 2008 at 06:47 PM Celine looks BETTER than her without makeup Quote
GoldenLeaf Posted July 28, 2008 at 06:48 PM Author Posted July 28, 2008 at 06:48 PM (edited) I thought she looked 20 like Celine said? Madonna looks like 20 ONLY when she put three inches of makeup on her face and arms. Celine looks BETTER than her without makeupYes, definitely. Edited July 28, 2008 at 06:49 PM by Calypso Quote
Snowhite Posted July 28, 2008 at 07:03 PM Posted July 28, 2008 at 07:03 PM At least our goddess has got prettier arms Quote
GoldenLeaf Posted July 28, 2008 at 07:15 PM Author Posted July 28, 2008 at 07:15 PM (edited) At least our goddess has got prettier armsAnd prettier legs!http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/images/2008/01/madonna_012508_04.jpg Edited July 28, 2008 at 07:17 PM by Calypso Quote
celinerific Posted July 28, 2008 at 07:56 PM Posted July 28, 2008 at 07:56 PM Holey moley. I need to go look at Celine, now. Excuse me. Quote http://i58.tinypic.com/2qbub9c.png @ErikaTran | Insta: aireexwp | erikatran.com
zoea2812 Posted July 28, 2008 at 08:02 PM Posted July 28, 2008 at 08:02 PM Madonna looks as if she could do with a good wash Quote http://www.celinerific.com/Signatures/NHASig1.jpg
CelineAndRene Posted July 28, 2008 at 08:11 PM Posted July 28, 2008 at 08:11 PM Well that was ugh... nasty.. Quote "...It's the circle of life. You gotta look forward. Two days during the year there's nothing you can do about: yesterday and tomorrow. Today is a great day." - Celine Dion, People.
zoea2812 Posted July 28, 2008 at 08:12 PM Posted July 28, 2008 at 08:12 PM Very Quote http://www.celinerific.com/Signatures/NHASig1.jpg
Prince Whiskers Posted July 28, 2008 at 08:16 PM Posted July 28, 2008 at 08:16 PM Whatever happens down the road, Madge has had a great run. Quote http://cdn.webecoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/modern-pet-solo-blown-glass.jpg
Javier_Natalio Posted July 28, 2008 at 08:17 PM Posted July 28, 2008 at 08:17 PM her face is ok, I often look like that if you take a bad piture of me... her ams and legs are..ugh. She works out too much I guess? I hear she swtched to regular aerobics for her current work out, so hopefully her body will come back. Quote
CellyDee87 Posted July 28, 2008 at 11:59 PM Posted July 28, 2008 at 11:59 PM I feel sorry for her she does look really drained and down I think we get really mortified by pics like these because we're so used to seeing celebs in their "made-up" state, she probably looks much better than the rest of us without make-up and the woman's 50 give her a break and especially given her situation at the moment. And yes Celine is sooo naturally beautiful getting better with age Quote
celine.mydream Posted August 1, 2008 at 01:04 PM Posted August 1, 2008 at 01:04 PM hollywood monsters!!!!!!!!!!!! my mum is the same age and she's so beautiful even if she can't fix her face at the doctor Quote
GoldenLeaf Posted August 1, 2008 at 03:44 PM Author Posted August 1, 2008 at 03:44 PM (edited) hollywood monsters!!!!!!!!!!!! my mum is the same age and she's so beautiful even if she can't fix her face at the doctor I don't doubt it! My aunt is 54 years old and she's way better looking than Madonna even without make-up and she never got botox nor plastic surgery on her face or body. By the way, here are two more pictures of Madonna : http://www.easy-upload.net/fichiers/wenn5168875__oPt.200881174223.jpghttp://www.easy-upload.net/fichiers/wenn5168874__oPt.200881174315.jpg Edited August 1, 2008 at 03:45 PM by Calypso Quote
ThisTime Posted September 29, 2008 at 05:26 AM Posted September 29, 2008 at 05:26 AM http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/madgelondon__opt1.jpgHer poor arms. Quote http://i.imgur.com/MfrTohK.gifMy Twitter || My Tumblr
KimboCosmo Posted September 29, 2008 at 06:40 AM Posted September 29, 2008 at 06:40 AM Wow...she needs help! Quote http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2765/48940711.png "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep, because reality is finally better than your dreams." Visit Celinerific.com today!
Black Kitten Posted September 29, 2008 at 07:05 AM Posted September 29, 2008 at 07:05 AM (edited) OMG i will never forget the first pic for the rest of my life! im used to seeing celine without any make up on, and now i realize, CELINE IS ONE OF THE MOST PRETTIEST BAREFACED ARTISTS ALIVE. and i mean it! my god i so love madonna, and will always love her, but the first photo is posibly the scariest celebrity photo i've ever seen. Edited September 29, 2008 at 07:06 AM by dhena Quote
Snowhite Posted September 29, 2008 at 09:18 AM Posted September 29, 2008 at 09:18 AM Saturday night gave a concert at Athens...And everyone was saying that she is the sexiest singer! ahahaa Quote
Love, Posted September 29, 2008 at 11:42 AM Posted September 29, 2008 at 11:42 AM Saturday night gave a concert at Athens...And everyone was saying that she is the sexiest singer! ahahaa How far were they sitting? Quote
Prince Whiskers Posted September 29, 2008 at 11:48 AM Posted September 29, 2008 at 11:48 AM Saturday night gave a concert at Athens...And everyone was saying that she is the sexiest singer! ahahaa How far were they sitting? Or were they sober at all? Quote http://cdn.webecoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/modern-pet-solo-blown-glass.jpg
ThisTime Posted September 29, 2008 at 01:19 PM Posted September 29, 2008 at 01:19 PM You'd think she'd turn the whole audience into Stevie Wonder after the first five minutes Quote http://i.imgur.com/MfrTohK.gifMy Twitter || My Tumblr
ZoraSourit Posted September 30, 2008 at 12:05 AM Posted September 30, 2008 at 12:05 AM Judging by her face I would say she had some serious work done... Those cheaks aren't one bit natural. Quote http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/zorasourit/2.jpgAntwerp ~ Paris ~ Dublin ~ Amsterdam ~ Berlim ~ Milan ~ ArrasSome people need no slogans or presentations. And that was a wrap, folks!
Black Kitten Posted September 30, 2008 at 12:14 AM Posted September 30, 2008 at 12:14 AM Gabriel, i thought u are a huge Madonna fan? Quote
celinesounds Posted September 30, 2008 at 04:22 AM Posted September 30, 2008 at 04:22 AM poor Madonna...i love her Quote #FREEJAVITO
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