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Perhaps all the orgasmic milk helps the 'Milkman' :giggle:

"...It's the circle of life. You gotta look forward. Two days during the year there's nothing you can do about: yesterday and tomorrow. Today is a great day." - Celine Dion, People.

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:sofunny:

 

What I meant was putting a pillow under the lower anatomy helps you locate the mysterious spot. :sofunny:

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Posted

Ohhhh ok :giggle:

 

Ahhh funny thread lol

"...It's the circle of life. You gotta look forward. Two days during the year there's nothing you can do about: yesterday and tomorrow. Today is a great day." - Celine Dion, People.

Posted
Men can, too!

The milkman demands an elaboration.:laugh: :laugh:

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Posted

Well, if the man's not into it----orgasm surely is out of the question.

So certain things won't do what certain things do, simply fake it, after things are no longer working and you can no longer imagine your imaginary friend...

And throw that condom away, to hide evidence! ;)

"People pay 20-25 dollars to see you."

- Céline Dion, 1990

Posted (edited)
I would just 'dig' for the evidence :giggle: lol Edited by CelineDionFREEEK

"...It's the circle of life. You gotta look forward. Two days during the year there's nothing you can do about: yesterday and tomorrow. Today is a great day." - Celine Dion, People.

Posted
Well, if the man's not into it----orgasm surely is out of the question.

So certain things won't do what certain things do, simply fake it, after things are no longer working and you can no longer imagine your imaginary friend...

And throw that condom away, to hide evidence! ;)

What if there's no condom involved? :sofunny: :sofunny:

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Well, if the man's not into it----orgasm surely is out of the question.

So certain things won't do what certain things do, simply fake it, after things are no longer working and you can no longer imagine your imaginary friend...

And throw that condom away, to hide evidence! ;)

What if there's no condom involved? :sofunny: :sofunny:

 

 

Then you guys are screwed lol :giggle: (Twice :sofunny: )

"...It's the circle of life. You gotta look forward. Two days during the year there's nothing you can do about: yesterday and tomorrow. Today is a great day." - Celine Dion, People.

Posted
Well, if the man's not into it----orgasm surely is out of the question.

So certain things won't do what certain things do, simply fake it, after things are no longer working and you can no longer imagine your imaginary friend...

And throw that condom away, to hide evidence! ;)

What if there's no condom involved? :sofunny: :sofunny:

 

 

Then you guys are screwed lol :giggle: (Twice :sofunny: )

 

awwwwe... SO TRUE :sofunny: :sofunny: :laugh:

Posted

:laugh:

 

Well it's true :P

"...It's the circle of life. You gotta look forward. Two days during the year there's nothing you can do about: yesterday and tomorrow. Today is a great day." - Celine Dion, People.

Posted

Condoms to be safe! lol

 

And if you're in the motions with someone you're not attracted to ---why wouldn't you use one! LOL

 

I feel like Blanche Devereux!

"People pay 20-25 dollars to see you."

- Céline Dion, 1990

Posted

I think they have an ok time :wink:

How do u know? :innocent:

How do i know, know? :glare:

Becoz they... :innocent:

Becoz....? :blink:

Why are u saying that they fake orgasm? :ermm:

It is possible ..? :innocent:

Get outa here :angry2:

Why? Most women at one time or another have faked it! :pinch:

Well they havn't faked it with me :shifty:

How do you know? :shrug:

Because I know :clap:

Awwwe, ooh, i see. :glare:

What? :huh:

Ur a man!! :hmm:

what was that suppost to mean?? :shrug:

It's all men are sure it never happends to them, but most women have done it, so u can do the math. :thumbsup2:

You don't think I could tell the different? :sofunny:

NO.. :ermm:

Get outa here :sofunny:

Posted
Condoms to be safe! lol

 

And if you're in the motions with someone you're not attracted to ---why wouldn't you use one! LOL

 

I feel like Blanche Devereux!

But why would you wanna do it with someone you're not attracted to? :laugh:

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Posted
Condoms to be safe! lol

 

And if you're in the motions with someone you're not attracted to ---why wouldn't you use one! LOL

 

I feel like Blanche Devereux!

But why would you wanna do it with someone you're not attracted to? :laugh:

 

 

Desperation???? :mellow: :huh:

 

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

"...It's the circle of life. You gotta look forward. Two days during the year there's nothing you can do about: yesterday and tomorrow. Today is a great day." - Celine Dion, People.

Posted
S&M? :sofunny: :sofunny:
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Posted
S&M??? :mellow:

"...It's the circle of life. You gotta look forward. Two days during the year there's nothing you can do about: yesterday and tomorrow. Today is a great day." - Celine Dion, People.

Posted
LMAO!!!

"People pay 20-25 dollars to see you."

- Céline Dion, 1990

Posted

It took me a google search, but yes, i get it now, haha. Been more nice to just spell it out Manuel!! LOL :giggle:

 

But hey the corner brings in a nice chunk of change... (So I've heard. :sofunny: :laugh:)

"...It's the circle of life. You gotta look forward. Two days during the year there's nothing you can do about: yesterday and tomorrow. Today is a great day." - Celine Dion, People.

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It took me a google search, but yes, i get it now, haha. Been more nice to just spell it out Manuel!! LOL :giggle:

 

But hey the corner brings in a nice chunk of change... (So I've heard. :sofunny: :laugh:)

Oh, Aly, I THOUGHT you KNEW...... EVERYTHING. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Posted

I do. :shifty:

 

I need Kim here :laugh:. I can't be the only female in this conversation!! :roll2:

"...It's the circle of life. You gotta look forward. Two days during the year there's nothing you can do about: yesterday and tomorrow. Today is a great day." - Celine Dion, People.

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