SJP flees sad Celine?

[Jacqui]

It doesn't say what the source of the information is...so I don't know...

 

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/goss/view/38540...ees-sad-Celine/

 

IS there anything worse than finding out wailing foghorn Celine Dion is your biggest fan and desperate to meet you?

 

Yep, as Sex And The City actress Sarah Jessica Parker has just found out.

 

Celine, 40, a self-confessed fan of the show, almost burst a lung after discovering SJP was in the same hotel in Paris AND staying next door.

 

In sheer ecstasy the Canadian warbler hot-footed it down the corridor and dragged the equine actress into her suite.

 

She then forced SJP to watch several old episodes of the ­glamorous sitcom while they downed cocktails and got acquainted.

 

Lucky

 

Poor Sarah, 43, had to oblige, as saying: “Sorry Celine, I’d rather gouge my eyes out with my six-inch Jimmy Choo heels than spend time looking at your bizarre angular face,” ­didn’t seem an option.

 

However, never the fool, Sarah swiftly asked for a room transfer – to the other end of the swanky Parisian George VI Hotel.

 

She may have sold nearly 200 million records and duetted with now deceased musical god Frank Sinatra but Celine Dion has the most irksome face in showbiz.

 

On the flip side, Sarah was lucky Celine didn’t launch into one of her hilariously overwrought power ­ballads.

 

Maybe in future she should Think Twice before inflicting herself on poor unexpected stars.

[Céline's Blues]

I think the source is very reliable. Poor Sarah Jessica Parker. Edited May 22, 2008 at 09:58 AM by Céline's Blues

[nano]

lol.

[marneeceline]

how rude!!!! It would be amazing it sit and watch sex in the city with celine! and she has the most beautiful voice ever!!! so sjp should only be so lucky!!!!!

[Davey84]

hahahaha omg yeah that is exactly how I imagine Céline acting when she sees someone she likes

 

sheer ecstasy the Canadian warbler hot-footed it down the corridor and dragged the equine actress into her suite.

 

She then forced SJP to watch several old episodes of the ­glamorous sitcom while they downed cocktails and got acquainted.

 

oke like Céline had a dvd in her purse... just in case! and moreover the time to watch serval episodes! people make up and believe the stupidest things!

[VinnyT.]

I dont know but it seems fake to me!

[Bellamy]

I'm almost sure they had met on Divas 1998 before. So this cant be the first time they met.

[ashleylovesceline]

Ok this is obviously not true - but does anyone know if Céline really is a fan of "Sex and the City"?

[Krys]

oke like Céline had a dvd in her purse... just in case! and moreover the time to watch serval episodes!

 

thats too true

[Jacqui]

How can the source be reliable, when they don't even state who gave them the information?

BTW I like your turtle, Celine's Blues. It's funny and cute.

 

Yeah that's what I mean, why would she just happen to have a DVD with her, and when she knows she doesn't like watching herself on Tv, why would she make someone else watch themselves on Tv? It doesn't make sense!

[tonybower]

That is hilarious! Imagine Celine running down the corridor as SJP tries to flee :lol:

 

And what is all this about Celine's "bizarre angular face"? Irksome? I could have sworn that SJP had an exceptionally angular face. Of course, she is very beautiful... but she doesn't come close to Celine!

 

The article is wrong on so many levels... but quite amusing!

Edited May 22, 2008 at 11:47 AM by tonybower

[CellyDee87]

How can the source be reliable, when they don't even state who gave them the information?

BTW I like your turtle, Celine's Blues. It's funny and cute.

 

Yeah that's what I mean, why would she just happen to have a DVD with her, and when she knows she doesn't like watching herself on Tv, why would she make someone else watch themselves on Tv? It doesn't make sense!

 

I agree with you Jacqui it doesn't make sense I can't imagine Celine acting that "over-the-top" and pulling the box set out of her purse or Sarah Jessica Parker brushing her off like that for that matter. It could all be speculation but I doubt SJP would have acted in such a way if anything Rene-Charles and James Wilke may have had a play-date (how cute) but I suppose that's the media for you just making stuff up.

[σνєяєχιѕтιиg ιи ℓιмвσ]

also, im sure celine wouldnt engage in a binge drinking session like this article suggests. although it would be hilarious to see her out of it

[Jacqui]

Binge drinking? I sure hope she'd have the common sense not to do that.

[Soloni]

This seems rally fake..... i don´t believe this. ... sorry....

[whosarahre]

celine has alot mofre style than this article gives her credit for. if it is true, it must be only parts

[Nat27]

I dont think its true either......

[Alex_Incognito]

This is HILARIOUS! I can see making fun of SJP's shape of face, but not Celine's!

[Hilda]

your bizarre angular face,”

 

 

hahaha what a afabrication! and hello - do they not see that SJP is like celines twin??

[CellyDee87]

your bizarre angular face,”

 

 

hahaha what a afabrication! and hello - do they not see that SJP is like celines twin??

 

OMG i know... Tell Me about it!

[A New Day Has Come]

Yeah it seems a bite fake indeed, but hillrious all the same.

[sgcpc]

i love SJP! she had very good EQ, so i dont think she will make this kinda .. how should i put it "mistake" u should go to youttube and watch her interviews, she is very very good at it! and also i think they have met before, the divas 1998, sjp was there too!

[Thecolourofmylove]

It doesn't say what the source of the information is...so I don't know...

 

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/goss/view/38540...ees-sad-Celine/

 

IS there anything worse than finding out wailing foghorn Celine Dion is your biggest fan and desperate to meet you?

 

Yep, as Sex And The City actress Sarah Jessica Parker has just found out.

 

Celine, 40, a self-confessed fan of the show, almost burst a lung after discovering SJP was in the same hotel in Paris AND staying next door.

 

In sheer ecstasy the Canadian warbler hot-footed it down the corridor and dragged the equine actress into her suite.

 

She then forced SJP to watch several old episodes of the ­glamorous sitcom while they downed cocktails and got acquainted.

 

Lucky

 

Poor Sarah, 43, had to oblige, as saying: “Sorry Celine, I’d rather gouge my eyes out with my six-inch Jimmy Choo heels than spend time looking at your bizarre angular face,” ­didn’t seem an option.

 

However, never the fool, Sarah swiftly asked for a room transfer – to the other end of the swanky Parisian George VI Hotel.

 

She may have sold nearly 200 million records and duetted with now deceased musical god Frank Sinatra but Celine Dion has the most irksome face in showbiz.

 

On the flip side, Sarah was lucky Celine didn’t launch into one of her hilariously overwrought power ­ballads.

 

Maybe in future she should Think Twice before inflicting herself on poor unexpected stars.

 

 

Its a fake. Did you notice them referring to SJP as a horse?? Equine = Horseys

Edited May 22, 2008 at 04:12 PM by Thecolourofmylove

[Koolan]

fake but hilarious.

[smw]

how random...........and completely stupid.

[ThisTime]

Wow, I don't think I'll laugh that much for the rest of the day.

[CelineAndRene]

BAHAHAHAHAHAH

[CelineFanInSoCal]

So random. I could imagine something like that happening, but not exactly how the article was written.

 

And I've always though they looked kinda similar, anyway. Both lanky, think, big haired, and big nosed, etc. LOL

[smw]

...yeah neither are naturally beautiful. but, of the two, Celine certainly wins in the looks department. SJP just knows how to be "cool" by American standards.

 

...and talent wise. I think we all know who wins.

Edited May 22, 2008 at 07:09 PM by smw

[Jan]

I don't think it's fair to make fun of somebody's looks. As a matter of fact, SJP's face is much more angular than Céline's. This article is just trash and obviously not true. I don't even find it funny.