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I love Céline because of her voice, but also because of her enormous sense of humour. So I thought, why not bring our most memorable moments together in a new topic! Can be something that happened during a concert or show, but also things we saw on tv or in interviews. Let me be the first to add something!

 

I have to tell you guys that I am not sure anymore if this interview was with Jay Leno or David Letterman. I think it was with Jay. I have it somewhere on tape, so I can look it up but I am sure more people will remember this. Céline was talking about the dress that she was wearing at the Oscars of 1997, the silverish, very sexy dress. She was talking about René, that he looked at a picture of it, a model was wearing it and this model had a "serious chest", according to Céline. :mdr: And René said: "Oh no, you can not wear such a thing!" But Céline thought: forget it, I am wearing it anyway, I want that dress! And she ordered it without René knowing it. And then she put the dress on at the day of the Oscars and René saw her for the first time in the dress and he said: "Oh honey, I love the dress, you look so beautiful!" And Céline got angry because it was the same dress! :laugh: It's more funny when you séé Céline telling it, but I thought this interview was hilarious. Specially the part about the "serious chest", hahaha!

 

By the way, it was this dress she was talking about: See Oscars-performance in dress

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one of my favs is when Céline's heal broke off from her boots on the Rosie O'Donnell show when she sang That's the way it is! :mdr: :mdr: that was soooo funny!! :lmao:


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Did I mention she’s adorable? :giggle: In one of her speeches she was talking about the rain (I think she said she has seen rain 3 times during her 5 years there) and asked for someone to come and wipe the floor cause there was (wasn’t) water on the stage and she was worried about the dancers.. so two men comes up with towels and one of them was Michel :D so he’s down on his knees “wiping” and she explains who he is and takes the other guy’s towel and says “this is the difference between my brother and me. He does it like that, I do it like this” and she steps on the towel and starts to like, in loss of better words, “shuffle around” with it lol :lol:. I swear to god, it was hilarious… so cute <3

 

 

 

This will always be my favourite :in_love:

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Did I mention she’s adorable? :giggle: In one of her speeches she was talking about the rain (I think she said she has seen rain 3 times during her 5 years there) and asked for someone to come and wipe the floor cause there was (wasn’t) water on the stage and she was worried about the dancers.. so two men comes up with towels and one of them was Michel :D so he’s down on his knees “wiping” and she explains who he is and takes the other guy’s towel and says “this is the difference between my brother and me. He does it like that, I do it like this” and she steps on the towel and starts to like, in loss of better words, “shuffle around” with it lol :lol:. I swear to god, it was hilarious… so cute <3

 

 

 

This will always be my favourite :in_love:

 

 

Ditto for me. I'm still not sure if there really was any water on the stage, but would she really go off script. She was rather "playful" that night.

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when was that???


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I love on her canadian D'ELLES special when she was talking about the "crockpot"! I was rolling on the floor laughing!

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I have to tell you guys that I am not sure anymore if this interview was with Jay Leno or David Letterman. I think it was with Jay. I have it somewhere on tape, so I can look it up but I am sure more people will remember this. Céline was talking about the dress that she was wearing at the Oscars of 1997, the silverish, very sexy dress. She was talking about René, that he looked at a picture of it, a model was wearing it and this model had a "serious chest", according to Céline. :mdr: And René said: "Oh no, you can not wear such a thing!" But Céline thought: forget it, I am wearing it anyway, I want that dress! And she ordered it without René knowing it. And then she put the dress on at the day of the Oscars and René saw her for the first time in the dress and he said: "Oh honey, I love the dress, you look so beautiful!" And Céline got angry because it was the same dress! :laugh: It's more funny when you séé Céline telling it, but I thought this interview was hilarious. Specially the part about the "serious chest", hahaha!

 

:mdr: :mdr: :mdr: It's so funny :mdr: Where I could see it??

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Did I mention she’s adorable? :giggle: In one of her speeches she was talking about the rain (I think she said she has seen rain 3 times during her 5 years there) and asked for someone to come and wipe the floor cause there was (wasn’t) water on the stage and she was worried about the dancers.. so two men comes up with towels and one of them was Michel :D so he’s down on his knees “wiping” and she explains who he is and takes the other guy’s towel and says “this is the difference between my brother and me. He does it like that, I do it like this” and she steps on the towel and starts to like, in loss of better words, “shuffle around” with it lol :lol:. I swear to god, it was hilarious… so cute <3

 

:mdr: :mdr: :mdr:

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For it's when Celine went to Rosie show in 97 I guess, and Rosie said to her that she doesn't like golf, the golf is the most boring game etc and then Celine said 'oh how come?' and she started to talk in french, she was laughing so hard that she stood up from her chair ... lol and Rosie was like "what's the hell are you talking about" with her face lol and then Rosie said that a few words in french etc hehe

 

Can't remember other... hehe

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For it's when Celine went to Rosie show in 97 I guess, and Rosie said to her that she doesn't like golf, the golf is the most boring game etc and then Celine said 'oh how come?' and she started to talk in french, she was laughing so hard that she stood up from her chair ... lol and Rosie was like "what's the hell are you talking about" with her face lol and then Rosie said that a few words in french etc hehe

 

Can't remember other... hehe

I'm trying to picture that. :mdr:

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Thanks for sharing. I never saw that but it sure sounds funny. If you go to youtube and type in Celine Dion- Interviews you will see some from her Rosie O'Donnel interviews and also from the Arsenio Hall Show. They're all cute and funny.

 

 

It was at Jay Leno's show :laugh:
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Well, the interview is from that show (the one I talked about)
but I can't find the interview part on youtube heheh She did sing 'to love you more'

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"Sometimes we talk with our eyes and it says more than 10,000 words" moi

It's always possible to change!

Vive le Québec

"On ne grandit pas, on pousse un peu, tout juste, les temps d'un rêve, d'un songe,
Et les toucher du doigt, Mais on n'oublie pas, L'enfant qui reste, presque nu, les
instants d'innocence, Quand on savait pas... On ne change pas..."

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I love on her canadian D'ELLES special when she was talking about the "crockpot"! I was rolling on the floor laughing!

 

what is "crockpot" anyways?

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I love on her canadian D'ELLES special when she was talking about the "crockpot"! I was rolling on the floor laughing!

 

what is "crockpot" anyways?

It is a pot that slow cooks food. We use it for pot roast and veggies, or chili, or any kind of soup...also great for cheese dips and such, very good and makes meat tender as well! :msn-wink:

 

For me, one of my favorite funny Celine moments was on the Rosie O Donnel show when Richard Simmons was there in 1997. When Richard first comes out and swoops Celine up off of her feet, and Rosie yells out "PUT DOWN THE TALENT, PUT DOWN THE TALENT" LOL Then he tells Rosie he was in the dressing room and found out he was cooking with Celine, and then he got direahea! LOL! When they start cooking and talking about Richards low fat food...it cracks me up every time I watch it...you gotta watch it now...here is the link.

 

Oh yeah, also when they fill the ice cream cones with cake batter and Celine licks it and turns to Rosie and says "Do we eat it now?" LMAO!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P31JuUUv_w

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all this moments seem hilarious, that's why i love Celine she doen't care to make the fool of herslf lol, some of this haven't seen it, any link where i can see them?

 

I love on her canadian D'ELLES special when she was talking about the "crockpot"! I was rolling on the floor laughing!

 

what is "crockpot" anyways?

It is a pot that slow cooks food. We use it for pot roast and veggies, or chili, or any kind of soup...also great for cheese dips and such, very good and makes meat tender as well! :msn-wink:

 

For me, one of my favorite funny Celine moments was on the Rosie O Donnel show when Richard Simmons was there in 1997. When Richard first comes out and swoops Celine up off of her feet, and Rosie yells out "PUT DOWN THE TALENT, PUT DOWN THE TALENT" LOL Then he tells Rosie he was in the dressing room and found out he was cooking with Celine, and then he got direahea! LOL! When they start cooking and talking about Richards low fat food...it cracks me up every time I watch it...you gotta watch it now...here is the link.

 

Oh yeah, also when they fill the ice cream cones with cake batter and Celine licks it and turns to Rosie and says "Do we eat it now?" LMAO!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P31JuUUv_w

i love that one hahah now that i saw it again i laughed so loud :mdr:

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all this moments seem hilarious, that's why i love Celine she doen't care to make the fool of herslf lol, some of this haven't seen it, any link where i can see them?

 

I love on her canadian D'ELLES special when she was talking about the "crockpot"! I was rolling on the floor laughing!

 

what is "crockpot" anyways?

It is a pot that slow cooks food. We use it for pot roast and veggies, or chili, or any kind of soup...also great for cheese dips and such, very good and makes meat tender as well! :msn-wink:

 

For me, one of my favorite funny Celine moments was on the Rosie O Donnel show when Richard Simmons was there in 1997. When Richard first comes out and swoops Celine up off of her feet, and Rosie yells out "PUT DOWN THE TALENT, PUT DOWN THE TALENT" LOL Then he tells Rosie he was in the dressing room and found out he was cooking with Celine, and then he got direahea! LOL! When they start cooking and talking about Richards low fat food...it cracks me up every time I watch it...you gotta watch it now...here is the link.

 

Oh yeah, also when they fill the ice cream cones with cake batter and Celine licks it and turns to Rosie and says "Do we eat it now?" LMAO!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P31JuUUv_w

i love that one hahah now that i saw it again i laughed so loud :mdr:

I know I don't know how many times I've watched this...over and over and over, but I laugh out loud every time...soooo funny! :mdr:

 

 

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:lmao: Richard Simmons is just soo funny. he chucked the whole cake on the floor! :mdr:
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Another hilarious moment on the "To Love You More" interview with Rosie, Celine is telling the story of when she was on stage and the strap to her shirt broke and how a fan threw a hat to her to cover herself up. Cracks me up how she explains it!

 

Can't find it on youtube, but its definetely worth watching. Its another true Celine moment!

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Celine's funniest moment was on the Wayne Brady Show, during the interview.

 

Wayne was joking about how it would be like to get socked by Celine. Then, Celine assured him that she was soft. All of a sudden, she pretends to knock him in the face, and she hits her chest to make the punch sounds. :mdr: :mdr: It was so funny!

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loved the whole Wayne Brady show...

 

"we could be a package deal... black and white..." THAT face... OMG whahah

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another hilarious moment was when Oprah went backstage with Celine and tried the harness. :lmao: i laughed non-stop at that part
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Have another one, from the Dutch Tv-Show back in 2002. I was in the audience that da, but they also did show this part on tv!

 

Céline was telling about the wedding and the big tiara she was wearing that day. And that they had to sew it in her hair, because it was so heavy. But one of the pins made a little cut on her forehead. She did not think about it anymore but a couple of days later she came home, honeymoontime, and she said: "Hello honey, hi sweetheart, I love you!" to René. But René looked a little worried at her and said: "You have got something here, is it your period time, do you have a pimple or something?" And she said that she took a look in the mirror and she had a huge bump on her forehead, the size of an egg. The little wound obviously got infected. She said: "I was completely deformed!" :mdr: And then she added what she said to René: "It's too late honey, this is what you get!" :laugh: It was soooooooooooooooo funny, the look on her face when she was telling it! I loved it!

 

And one of my personal favourites is her speech about the "teleprompters" of course, in Vegas. NO ONE ever called me a "teleprompter" before! :mdr: Check it out here, post #18 at the first page:

 

My Vegas-review

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Hehe. We need youtube links to all these!!! I laughed alot during the Miracle Ellen interview. When she throws herself off the chair and does the Elvis lip on the floor- "I don't often get out of Vegas so when I do I just go crazy!"- (cue Elvis lip) Her behind the scenes warming up with Ellen was funny too- and La Boheme- so unique. :P

 

Can't find it on youtube either.

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I have 2 funny moments but you're gonna have to wait for the DVD :P
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I have 2 funny moments but you're gonna have to wait for the DVD :P

Oh, is that where it'll be?

Don't tell me, don't tell me... You and Celine show up wearing the same thing! :P

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from the rosie interview ... i wonder if she and rosie went to see The Lion King on broadway that night?? i love all these interviews ... i used to record everything on tv. now i don't own a vcr! lol.

 

my favorite was from oprah ... 96-or 07 when she was talking about shoes ... she said, i don't care what size they are, if i like them, i'll buy them. lol.

 

or on rosie when she was talking about the huge bug on stage ...

 

good times

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I have 2 funny moments but you're gonna have to wait for the DVD :P

Oh, is that where it'll be?

Don't tell me, don't tell me... You and Celine show up wearing the same thing! :P

Yes - except hers was XS and mine was XXL :P

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I saw the interview on youtube when she was a guest on the Arsenio show(I think that's his name)...and she talked about being in Italy and trying to find a place to eat pasta(her and her friend I think)and they're being followed-and they thought there was bad guys,but it was the Sony guys looking for them :laugh: I can't remember but I think it was something like that...I laughed so hard at that.It's not just what she says-but the way she says it.

 

Another moment-was the moment on Larry King when she talks about Katrina-I cried so much the first time I saw that,and I still watch it sometimes...because she said so many good(and true) things.And I still cry everytime I watch that...Celine is truly a wonderful and true person,in every way I think.

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