[PARODY] "Celine Dion BLAMED for Teen Suicide"

[Nmj]

Please Read This Riduclas Joke Written, Obviously ITS NOT TRUE.... But I Had a hard time reading this article and it's ridiculas how many people still hate her, YET she is the biggest selling Female Artist of All Time......Please Write how you feel or think about this peice of Garbage Below...The Website found on is below and the article is writen BELOW.....

 

Celine Dion Blamed for Suicide

 

 

 

 

 

Celine Dion Blamed for Teen Suicide

 

 

Written by Zack Matheson

Story written: 08 October 2007

 

 

 

SAN JOSE, CA -- Fifteen year old Larry Baxter desperately wanted to be cool but knew he never would be because of his unnatural attraction to the music of Canadian diva, Celine Dion, and that is why he killed himself last weekend, according to the teen's mother, Annie.

 

Annie Baxter is now filing a suit alleging Celine Dion's role in her son's death. "If he hadn't spent all that time locked in his room listening to that (expletive deleted) music, and would've spent his time listening to rock 'n roll, exactly what any healthy teenager should be listening to, my Larry would still be alive today."

 

Celine Dion's Publicist claimed that the allegations are ridiculous because Celine's music embraces love and positivity.

 

Annie Baxter disagrees. "That music is like corn syrup for the brain. It just rots away your mind until you can't listen to anything but Celine Dion."

 

An analysis of Larry Baxter's iPod showed the Celine Dion songs "Because You Loved Me," "My Heart Will Go On" and "A New Day Has Come" were on permanent repeat. Annie Baxter has hired a Private Investigator who claims that he has already discovered hidden messages in the song "My Heart Will Go On."

 

The hidden message appears to be Celine Dion telling the listener to "marry an older man," which doesn't appear to help Annie Baxter's lawsuit, but she is confident that more subliminal messages will be found in Dion's music.

 

The discovered hidden message and Celine Dion's music in general have been denounced by the People For Good Taste in Music (PFGM) but the message is being hailed as an example of excellent values by members of the Mormon Church.

 

This Joke Is Cooled Hearted and ridicoulous....I wish we could complain

-Nmj

[ByuSmurf]

It was just a JOKE and meant for entertainment purposed ONLY!

 

Let the HATERS hate... they'll be changing their tune VERY SOON!!

[fred]

When I read the topic title I instantly thought of the line "...jumping of the edge" in Taking Chances.

 

Wierd that isn't mention since that isn't a very well hidden message.

 

/fred

[cannonball]

That article is hilarious! Seriously, where is your sense of humor?

[Feidhlimbrennan]

im all for a joke but this is just sick

[stevo]

Dick weed

[cannonball]

I played My Heart Will Go On for my boyfriend over and over again until he decided to date me. Since I'm 5 years older, the subliminal message of "Marry an older man" must have worked!

[Nmj]

I Have a sense of Humor... But this article is just horrible and SICK

-Nmj

[OnlyCeline]

Yeah I´Like Jokes As Well, BUT This Is Too Much... Edited October 8, 2007 at 09:10 PM by OnlyCeline

[mebe]

Thats great! Maybe that's the bad story we needed to make sure Celine gets as much attention as Britney. lol

But this article is so ridiculous!! lol

[tcherno]

i read this before but i hesitated to post it or not.

[Nmj]

This Sick story was also written TODAY.....October 8, 2007

[speedy]

Sick sick and sick...Celine's music is lovely and paceful

[Mozinha]

Suicide is a sad thing and should not be a theme for parody, especially when it's about a teen. It happens way too much for all the wrong reasons. I don't see anything fun about it.

[deelicious07]

Yea, what a bunch of garbage. Clearly the mother doesn't want to take the blame for her son's death. It's the least of Celine's problems. People who don't like Celine are the ones who cannot admit that she is a phenomenal performer. All celebrities are hated by people around the world. I do NOT think that Celine is hated by the public anymore than Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston.

 

Please Read This Riduclas Joke Written, Obviously ITS NOT TRUE.... But I Had a hard time reading this article and it's ridiculas how many people still hate her, YET she is the biggest selling Female Artist of All Time......Please Write how you feel or think about this peice of Garbage Below...The Website found on is below and the article is writen BELOW.....

 

Celine Dion Blamed for Suicide

 

 

 

 

 

Celine Dion Blamed for Teen Suicide

 

 

Written by Zack Matheson

Story written: 08 October 2007

 

 

 

SAN JOSE, CA -- Fifteen year old Larry Baxter desperately wanted to be cool but knew he never would be because of his unnatural attraction to the music of Canadian diva, Celine Dion, and that is why he killed himself last weekend, according to the teen's mother, Annie.

 

Annie Baxter is now filing a suit alleging Celine Dion's role in her son's death. "If he hadn't spent all that time locked in his room listening to that (expletive deleted) music, and would've spent his time listening to rock 'n roll, exactly what any healthy teenager should be listening to, my Larry would still be alive today."

 

Celine Dion's Publicist claimed that the allegations are ridiculous because Celine's music embraces love and positivity.

 

Annie Baxter disagrees. "That music is like corn syrup for the brain. It just rots away your mind until you can't listen to anything but Celine Dion."

 

An analysis of Larry Baxter's iPod showed the Celine Dion songs "Because You Loved Me," "My Heart Will Go On" and "A New Day Has Come" were on permanent repeat. Annie Baxter has hired a Private Investigator who claims that he has already discovered hidden messages in the song "My Heart Will Go On."

 

The hidden message appears to be Celine Dion telling the listener to "marry an older man," which doesn't appear to help Annie Baxter's lawsuit, but she is confident that more subliminal messages will be found in Dion's music.

 

The discovered hidden message and Celine Dion's music in general have been denounced by the People For Good Taste in Music (PFGM) but the message is being hailed as an example of excellent values by members of the Mormon Church.

 

This Joke Is Cooled Hearted and ridicoulous....I wish we could complain

-Nmj

[A New Day Has Come]

Please Read This Riduclas Joke Written, Obviously ITS NOT TRUE.... But I Had a hard time reading this article and it's ridiculas how many people still hate her, YET she is the biggest selling Female Artist of All Time......Please Write how you feel or think about this peice of Garbage Below...The Website found on is below and the article is writen BELOW.....

 

Celine Dion Blamed for Suicide

 

 

 

 

 

Celine Dion Blamed for Teen Suicide

 

 

Written by Zack Matheson

Story written: 08 October 2007

 

 

 

SAN JOSE, CA -- Fifteen year old Larry Baxter desperately wanted to be cool but knew he never would be because of his unnatural attraction to the music of Canadian diva, Celine Dion, and that is why he killed himself last weekend, according to the teen's mother, Annie.

 

Annie Baxter is now filing a suit alleging Celine Dion's role in her son's death. "If he hadn't spent all that time locked in his room listening to that (expletive deleted) music, and would've spent his time listening to rock 'n roll, exactly what any healthy teenager should be listening to, my Larry would still be alive today."

 

Celine Dion's Publicist claimed that the allegations are ridiculous because Celine's music embraces love and positivity.

 

Annie Baxter disagrees. "That music is like corn syrup for the brain. It just rots away your mind until you can't listen to anything but Celine Dion."

 

An analysis of Larry Baxter's iPod showed the Celine Dion songs "Because You Loved Me," "My Heart Will Go On" and "A New Day Has Come" were on permanent repeat. Annie Baxter has hired a Private Investigator who claims that he has already discovered hidden messages in the song "My Heart Will Go On."

 

The hidden message appears to be Celine Dion telling the listener to "marry an older man," which doesn't appear to help Annie Baxter's lawsuit, but she is confident that more subliminal messages will be found in Dion's music.

 

The discovered hidden message and Celine Dion's music in general have been denounced by the People For Good Taste in Music (PFGM) but the message is being hailed as an example of excellent values by members of the Mormon Church.

 

This Joke Is Cooled Hearted and ridicoulous....I wish we could complain

-Nmj

 

That is just sick that women should be ashamed of her self, of saying it's Celines fault for that. i must shay that is not funny at all. Unbelievable if I was dating a man older than me that would be fine with me.

[Elaine]

My most sincere feelings: To THE HELL WITH THIS PEOPLE!! They have nothing but s*** in their minds!!

 

Subliminar messages?? C'mon! Find something else to do! Not everything is a conspiracy!

[celinerific]

Some people just have no life.

[cannonball]

I don't think the sad thing is the article. The sad thing is that some of you aren't seeing that it clearly wasn't real. Did you not see the it says parody, fictitious, and that the webiste address has spoof in it?

 

There's no mother. There's no dead kid.

[Lisi_Dion]

I got a lot of humor but I think you don'T make jokes about such things...that's just kinky!!!

[Thecolourofmylove]

Having loved Celine all of my adult life, I found this article HILARIOUS!! C'mon! The part about the mom not knowing how the subliminal message would help had me rollin'!

 

You can't love Celine without a sense of humor. She's lampooned at least once a week on the nightly comedy shows : Leno, Kimmel, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, etc...

[Nmj]

I LOVE Celine and have a humor but not foe this garbage

-Nmj

Edited October 9, 2007 at 08:23 PM by Nmj

[cokecbaby]

Haha, these people make fun of Celine while they listen to their "wonderful" music... I won't name any names to avoid sinking as low as them. I think people can't handle the fact that Celine is clean. She doesn't need to take off her clothes to sell music. She's also a big dork... which is why we love her. She is who she is and she hasn't changed. The real Celine is what we see... and if they don't like it, fine. I probably hate their music too. I just don't have enough time on my hands to worry about one particular singer that I dislike more than another.

[manilou]

Don't you get it?

 

This is a parody of the accusations made against Marylin manson after Colombine. Those Cons accused his music to be responsible and this article wants to parodize this situation (at least I think so)

 

They just picked C?ne, because she's the least likely to be accused for something like this.It's great zynism.

Edited October 9, 2007 at 08:42 PM by manilou

[nlgarrett78]

Don't you get it?

 

This is a parody of the accusations made against Marylin manson after Colombine. Those Cons accused his music to be responsible and this article wants to parodize this situation (at least I think so)

 

They just picked C?ne, because she's the least likely to be accused for something like this.It's great zynism.

this is crap this is no joke to joke about they should think before they do things like this.

Edited October 10, 2007 at 01:10 AM by nlgarrett78

[Bell]

im all for a joke but this is just sick

 

That's right!

[gafsa]

is that really a joke? coz i don't find it funny at all...

 

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/9132/letmebeyoursoldierxa3.jpg

[Miha]

Was that real!?! OMG! How cruel is this mother!!! Didn't she thought that maybe Celine was the only one/thing that kept him alive till he made suicide!!!

She should react and talk with him about problems he had while he was alive, not NOW with some wicked accusations!!! SHAME ON YOU!!! Mrs. you are not worth to be named m-o-t-h-e-r!!!

I also have privat problems with myself(maybe just the same as that poor boy) and BELIEVE ME, Celine is an Angel(although I Am an atheist) which guides me when I'm in difficult times!

Poor Celine how must she felt when she heard such accusations?! That hurts!!!

What kind of stupid statements will she had to suffer?!?

[Filine]

I just don't understand the humour at all...what's the purpose of this...I can't see it

[cannonball]

1st of all, YES PEOPLE THE ARTICLE WAS A JOKE, IT'S NOT REAL!

 

Maybe this will help that sink in. Here's the definition of a parody -

 

Parody - 1. a humorous or satirical imitation of a serious piece of literature or writing

2. the genre of literary composition represented by such imitations.

3. a burlesque imitation of a musical composition.

4. any humorous, satirical, or burlesque imitation, as of a person, event, etc.

7. to imitate (a composition, author, etc.) for purposes of ridicule or satire.

8. to imitate poorly or feebly; travesty.

 

 

 

 

 

2nd... So this isn't funny, yet it's entirely okay for people to say things like, "I hope that *CENSORED* gets what she deserves" about a possible rape victim in another thread? That's really special.

Edited October 11, 2007 at 04:30 PM by cannonball