The Celine Dos and Don'ts

[Clari]

:mdr: :mdr:

 

 

There ought to be a Celine Fan Dos and Don'ts as well! :laugh:

LMAO I totally agree.

[rome]

If it were my choice...

 

Celine Dos:

- Continue to wear Custom-made Haute Couture gowns

- More appearances at private galas

- More dance lessons with Mia Michaels

- More participation in Summer Concert series

- Today Show concert participation

- Perform in South America and Middle Eastern countries

- Release as many singles per album as possible to keep the momentum going

- Guest appearances on primetime network television shows

- More meet and greet opportunities with fans; less with strangers

- More corporate partnership and campaign songs for viral advertisements

- Create a line of luxury Celine Dion perfume for exclusive sale at upper echelon boutiques

- Open a Celine Dion Boutique on 5th Avenue, New York City

- Get involved as a UN Ambassador and travel on humanitarian efforts and actually DO something

- Pull a Whitney and pause at the end of a song... and improvise... and pause... and improvise.... and pause.... and belt... and pause... and just make the spotlight shine on you as bright as possible and BATHE in your glory!

- Perform another Olympic theme song

- Perform at the Oscars several more times

- Make sure the Colosseum is named after YOU after you leave, Celine... Honey, it's YOURS

- Get yourself on the cover of People (again), Vogue, Harper's Bazaar and Architectural Digest, TIME (again) , and you're set!

- Make a guest appearance on award shows, and STEAL THE SHOW!

- Push Mariah off her "my-legs-are-divine" pedestal by showing your sexy legs to the world!

- Wear more skirts to show off your sexy legs!

 

 

Celine Don'ts:

- No more HORSE dancing and galloping in "I'm Alive"

- Less spontaneous kicking in performances of ballads

- No more leotards

- No custard lady disaster hair

- Less talking about RC

- No more squeaking in "Love Can Move Mountains"

- NO RAPPING, especially reggae-rapping

- Less white suits, Celine (even though they cost $6000 per set and are "different" in texture)

- DO NOT sing with undertrained amateurs dressed in corporate costume

- No more cookie-cutter music video productions

 

Gotta love your list Sopha... hehe... I agree with you on everything... yes! the colosseum IS Celine's it should be named after her: Celine Dion Colosseum, Celine Dion Theater, I don't know something like that... Celine's legs are waaaayyy more beautiful and waaaayyyy more sexy than Mariah's ... and yes! there should be a Celine Dion boutique in 5th avenue, another reason (actually, it would be my main reason) to keep going back to NY!!! (every year... hehe...)

[jacwar58]

Let ReneCharles hair grow that long!!! He is a BOY, isn't he ??

 

Maybe she wants to let him express himself, and not force her child to conform to conventional gender roles.

 

 

Let's remember his age.....I don't think that's going through his mind.

 

You're missing my point. Maybe RC likes his hair. Why should his mother force him to cut it?

 

The "he's a boy, he shouldn't have long hair" argument is pretty offensive.

 

 

Because he's the child and she's the mother!

[blue.grave]

Well most of you guys took the words out of my mouth when is comes to all that other stuff Celine should or should not do. There is one thing I must say. Celine should have more control and say-so on how her albums sales, Boutique locations and other types of mercantile items. come on now. Celine shouldn't get pushed around by Sony Music. She needs to put her foot down and say. "Hey, this what I think should happen etc."

[celinerific]

Celine's clothing line should be named "Celine Dion" hun, cuz there's already a French "Celine" around

 

Oh fine... be murkey!

[jacwar58]

Celine's clothing line should be named "Celine Dion" hun, cuz there's already a French "Celine" around

 

Oh fine... be murkey!

 

 

What does murkey mean????

[marckvls]

More often:

- Appear On TV Shows

- Acting.

- Medleys

- Rock songs like "Si J'etais Quelqu'un" :specool:

 

Start doing:

- Let her natural hair colour grow back. (Agree)

 

Do less:

- Dying her hair everytime.

- Lipsyching (With album versions)

 

Stop doing:

- Using so much make-up like nowadays

- Singing with J.J. Goldman

 

Never do again:

- Use clothes like Live In Memphis one's

 

Sorry buddy gotta disagree with the makeup, she looks AWESOME now.

 

 

Really? Have you noticed her mouth in "D'elles" Premiere? Its so different and weird...

Well, thats not about make-up sorry, but about doing botox...

Edited July 10, 2007 at 05:25 PM by marckvls

[celinerific]

Celine's clothing line should be named "Celine Dion" hun, cuz there's already a French "Celine" around

 

Oh fine... be murkey!

 

What does murkey mean????

 

Whoops... I spelled it wrong... it should be "murky". It means to be negative and or gloomy.

[celinerific]

Really? Have you noticed her mouth in "D'elles" Premiere? Its so different and weird...

Well, thats not about make-up sorry, but about doing botox...

 

She doesn't do botox on her mouth... she does it between her eyebrows.

And besides, don't give her a hard time, she doesn't even do it that often.