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"Reuse My Pants" my parody to "Refuse to Dance"

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Well, since we're on the topic of "Refuse To Dance," here's a parody to it that I wrote sometime ago. It's called "Reuse My Pants." Enjoy!

 

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“Reuse My Pants”

~Inspired By Celine Dion's "Refuse To Dance"~

J. Nielsen

 

Ewwwwwwwww…stinky – yeah…

 

Ketchup stains and Dijon mustard spots

Covered every inch

Didn’t have the time to get them washed

It’s on my list

I can’t believe I put them on

Because the odor was strong

 

Could it be it’s been a week or two

I look like a fool

It’s no wonder no one comes too close

I smell like a goat

I can’t help it if I am a slob

So, I’ll just continue to…

 

Reuse my pants, reuse my pants

(Reuse)

Reuse my pants, reuse my pants

 

More dirty than a pig that’s pink

Or some yellow snow

They’ve caused an awful, great big stink

Everywhere I go

Now I know that it’s been way too long

Because the odor is strong

 

Reuse my pants, reuse my pants

(Reuse)

Reuse my pants, reuse my pants

(I’m gonna reuse)

Reuse my pants, reuse my pants

(If I reuse my pants)

Reuse my pants, reuse my pants

 

Should’ve done laundry

They’re obscene – not clean

They need bleach – more bleach

I am so lazy

‘Coz I don’t wash

(I don’t wash)

 

Reuse my pants, reuse my pants

(Ewwww)

Reuse my pants, reuse my pants

Reuse my pants, reuse my pants

(So stinky)

Reuse my pants, reuse my pants

Reuse my pants, reuse my pants

(Ewwww)

Reuse my pants, reuse my pants

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I have issues, I know. LOL

 

...Joe...

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OMFG Joe! That is freaking hysterical!! :laugh: :mdr: :laugh: :mdr:

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Aaaaaaaaa I just laughed my #ss off :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr:

 

 

OMFG Joe! That is freaking hysterical!! :laugh: :mdr: :laugh: :mdr:

 

LOL, thanks guys. I really have no idea where those lyrics came to me from. It just happened! I was listening to the song and all of a sudden the title, "Reuse My Pants," flashed in my mind. The rest is history.

 

...Joe...

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Topic was moved from "A cause" thread to here. Just wanted to let you guys know.

 

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Krys Newbie

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hehe. i read this quite some time ago. pretty funny Joe :P
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Joe that' abosultely funny i say that in another website good job on that song it's very funny. :w00t: :clap: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :thumbsup2:
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I'm A Pie is also worth making a demo of :giggle:
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A while ago on some site (I don't remember which one) I saw "redone" version of some other songs also. I think it was I Drove All Night as I Snored All Night :-) And one more song I think it was I'm Alive I just don't remember the other "version" of it. But they were funny! Just like Reuse My Pants! :D
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OMFG!!!!LOL :mdr:

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I dOn'T sUfFer FrOm InSaNiTy...I eNjOy EvErY MiNuTe Of iT...

 

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Oh my god you should totally record this, its hilarious! :mdr:

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Joe that' abosultely funny i say that in another website good job on that song it's very funny. :w00t: :clap: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :thumbsup2:

 

LMAO, thanks. The site you're talking about was either Celine Smiles, or my site, Emotional Directions.

 

:mdr: You're the best!!!! :laugh: I love it!!!

 

Awwwwww, thanks! I'm glad you loved it!

 

:lmao: got a demo? :mdr: :mdr:

 

:laugh: You never know, I may just surprise you guys someday!

 

I'm A Pie is also worth making a demo of :giggle:

 

I GET CRUSTY FLAKES, OH-WHOA, I'M A PIE! Thanks for remembering that one. It was my first parody!

 

A while ago on some site (I don't remember which one) I saw "redone" version of some other songs also. I think it was I Drove All Night as I Snored All Night :-) And one more song I think it was I'm Alive I just don't remember the other "version" of it. But they were funny! Just like Reuse My Pants! :D

 

Awwwwww, thanks for remembering "I Snored All Night." That was mine as well. The "I'm Alive" parody you're refering to was "I'm A Pie" that Krystie mentioned in the post above. I'm glad you enjoyed them!

 

Oh my god you should totally record this, its hilarious! :mdr:

 

LOL! Perhaps someday!

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I came across your parodies as well Joe, I've laughed so hard...

 

Thanks for putting a smile on my face again ;)

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Yes! There needs to be a demo of "I'm A Pie" !!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/CelineSmiles/hamster.gif CLARiSSA Xxx...

"Music touches every sense. It can move you to tears, bring joy to your heart, stir sexual passion, evoke memories, and prompt physical responses of all kinds." -Benoît Jutras

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Yes! There needs to be a demo of "I'm A Pie" !!!

 

my friend did a short squeeky version of I'm A Pie a looooong time ago. i laughed my arse off! :lmao: its sooo freakin funny. I'm A Pie rawks! B)

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