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From http://las-vegas-hotels.tripadvisor.com/Sh...gas_Nevada.html

 

Almost of the other reviewees can't say anything bad about the show, but this one actually made me lol :P

 

Went to see Celine this past week and it's not worth the money. She puts on a 1 1/2 hr show and we paid $140.00 and were in the second section from the ceiling. Luckily they show her face on the big screen a few times or you wouldn't know what she looked like.

 

Figured her show would be the cleanest out there ... not true. She does one song, Seduces Me, and the choreography is disgusting. Never thought Celine would have a scene like she did, especially with her husband being her agent, but guess sex sells in Vegas and she's decided to fit right in.

 

Celine disgustingly dirrrty? That's a new one- wait until November for the new English album and she gets her baps out for P. Titty :clap:

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Oh yeah! I didn't even think of that! :o
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So if we see a face looking all disgusted we know how it is :P
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Thank you. Really. This was the biggest laugh I had for a very long time.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/welovecelinedion/howcute5gv2.jpg

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"And really - isn't NOT caring about what others think of you the hallmark of a cool person?"

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Thank you. Really. This was the biggest laugh I had for a very long time.

 

 

 

 

RE ARTICLE REVIEW

 

:angry2: I hit the roof on reading that! yep You said it "dirty"& false!

.....& they attended the DVD taping with someone!! :o

 

Je T'aime Celine et Merci Toujours :in_love: xxxxx

 

 

 

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OMG! Céline "dirty"? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

I think someone has lead a very sheltered life!

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Heaven forbid if Celine shows even an ounce of sexuality. :yucky: But I suppose she isn't allowed to have sex appeal since she's a mother, right? And she should know better? And the sight of shirtless men dancing around a fully grown woman is just unbelievable. Unbelievable that this would happen in 2007! I mean, shirtless men? Dear God! The most shocking thing I EVER saw. How dare Franco show Celine as a woman who could actually be attractive to someone! I think we should send him death threats.
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From http://las-vegas-hotels.tripadvisor.com/Sh...gas_Nevada.html

 

Almost of the other reviewees can't say anything bad about the show, but this one actually made me lol :P

 

Went to see Celine this past week and it's not worth the money. She puts on a 1 1/2 hr show and we paid $140.00 and were in the second section from the ceiling. Luckily they show her face on the big screen a few times or you wouldn't know what she looked like.

 

Figured her show would be the cleanest out there ... not true. She does one song, Seduces Me, and the choreography is disgusting. Never thought Celine would have a scene like she did, especially with her husband being her agent, but guess sex sells in Vegas and she's decided to fit right in.

 

Celine disgustingly dirrrty? That's a new one- wait until November for the new English album and she gets her baps out for P. Titty :clap:

I read that too when I was looking at hotels and other shows in Vegas on that website (couldn't help looking at Celine too :giggle: ). I was like... WTF? The world is full of crazy people. I wonder what this person would have said if he/she saw Celine in the video for Did You Give Enough Love :mdr:

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LMAO! Imagine if they'd been there for the rehearsal when Celine's pants came open. They'd have probably died in their chair...
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Heaven forbid if Celine shows even an ounce of sexuality. :yucky: But I suppose she isn't allowed to have sex appeal since she's a mother, right?

Of course not!!! Mommies have to restrain themselves to taking care of their precious kids. And tell them sex is evil. They were conceived throught immaculate conception.

 

And she should know better? And the sight of shirtless men dancing around a fully grown woman is just unbelievable. Unbelievable that this would happen in 2007! I mean, shirtless men? Dear God! The most shocking thing I EVER saw.

OMG she's going to hell!!! She's a sinner! It's because of people like her that this world is being punished with wars and diseases.

 

How dare Franco show Celine as a woman who could actually be attractive to someone! I think we should send him death threats.

Don't waste your time because he will burn in hell for doing this to Celine.

 

Oh my... idiot prudes should be banned.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/welovecelinedion/howcute5gv2.jpg

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"And really - isn't NOT caring about what others think of you the hallmark of a cool person?"

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what a joke celine is the best singer around

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how do i get you alone

you dont know how long i have wanted to touch your lips and hold you tight

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that person just commend on that song?? and nothing else???

it is funny though..

Courage don't you dare fail me now!

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LOL. this is probably the same guy who stands in front of the bellagio fountains preaching nonsense and telling passersby they're going to burn in hell.

 

i would love to see this fool at zumanity!! :blink:

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:giggle: That will probably make people WANT to go see the show :giggle:
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So if we see a face looking all disgusted we know how it is :P

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/Unison/Untitled.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/dmreJ.jpg

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:mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr:

 

A review like that will actually make people want to go.

 

Quite often promotion works like that. Especially if its left out there with the other positive ones. It makes the whole thing so much more believable. It certainly wont make anyone not go

 

(not that it even matters being sold out every nite)

I never even knew the song the orchestra was playing........

 

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well, if he was complaining about the view, he should have shelled a littled more for upfront and personal seats. but then he might have filed a sexual harassment suit against Celine for OMG, having some shirtless guys in her show. c'mon, they weren't totlly naked.

 

lol, Erin, that is probably the same guy and congrats to all who have seen Celine- we will all be burning in hell for watching.

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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: OMG is that person for real?! I loved the part about how they said their ticket was in the "second section from the ceiling" and how the "choreography was disgusting." This sounds like a person I'd end up getting seated next to!

 

If you go to the link where the review came from there is another one that made me laugh because the title is

"My soul levitated from my body." I guess that person LIKED the show! :msn-tongue:

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jajaja Stevo I guess Dana Carvey as SNL's Church Lady attended the show... jajaja

 

It's a joke.... prudes are just to laugh at

 

'cause anyway .. maybe in this forum we're all influenced...mmm who knows...maybe ..... mmm...by ..... THE DEVIL!!! :evil:

 

 

 

if you want another good dosis of ridiculous prudes check E! online and search for Shakira's perfomances reviews... tose people are really craving for a good shag!!

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jajaja Stevo I guess Dana Carvey as SNL's Church Lady attended the show... jajaja

 

 

:laugh: :mdr:

 

This person is an idiot. They obviously need to lighten up a bit

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Celine. Dirty.

The world never knew. :giggle:

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that person doesn't understand the meaning of the song...

http://www.sportsevents.net/events/images/celine_dion.jpg

 

.......I want you to need me........

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WOW that IS funny!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: The day Celine becomes "dirty"...I guess hell will freeze over!! There is a difference in Celine's singing entertainment and actually stripping off ALL clothes and bumping and grinding up on the pole with someone else!! Yea, I kinda was thinking of "Smack That" when I typed that...LOL But we ALL know Celine is a sophisticated person and very classy and would never be classified as "trashy or dirty"! Funny though, to think that someone went to Vegas and of ALL the shows there...thought Celine was "dirty"? HAHAHA Very funny!

 

 

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well, if he was complaining about the view, he should have shelled a littled more for upfront and personal seats. but then he might have filed a sexual harassment suit against Celine for OMG, having some shirtless guys in her show. c'mon, they weren't totlly naked.

 

lol, Erin, that is probably the same guy and congrats to all who have seen Celine- we will all be burning in hell for watching.

OMG Diana...totally true! I mean if your going to complain about your seats, then obviously you didn't research before you went, and thought your $140 was going to get you a "meet and greet"...And on the shirtless guys subject...has this person never seen skin before? I mean come on...I don't think that guy even deserved to have the opportunity to see Celine's show. He should have left if he hated it as much as he claimed. :yes:

 

 

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So if we see a face looking all disgusted we know how it is :P

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/Unison/Untitled.jpg

That would be his/her face if (s)he liked what (s)he saw

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