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Yesterday I watched again this 2002 video called Le Grand Blond, a TV Show in Quebec and laughed so hard at some stories I heard there from Celine and her band. Maybe you all guys already know this but it's nice to remember

 

-Back in the FIY tour there was a time when The Power of the Dream was the last song. After it was finished they all got up and bowed to the audience. Later and kinda out of nowhere they changed the order of the songs and The Power of the Dream was performed in the middle of the show. But one of her band members was so used to getting up after this song to bow to the audience that... he actually got up and ran to the middle of the stage, only to realise latter the show was far from over. :lmao: :lmao:

 

 

-Back in the LTAL tour, remember her heart stage and the elevator in the middle? Well, there was this concert where the elevator stopped... just when she was about to sing MHWGO. So she stoodd there singing and you could only see her forehead. She missed a few lines and actually... climbed to the stage and crawled out of it. :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr:

 

-This one is the most hilarious one! At this same tour, her musicians had little TVs where they could see the directions and indications from Mego. And there was this day when they wanted to play a prank on one of the musicians so... they put a porn movie on his TV. They all knew about it and laughed like mad because the guy couldn't take the eyes off the TV during the whole show. Céline even performed closer to him to see his reactions to the movie. AHAHAHAAHAH :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :w00t: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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I didn't know these. :D

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:o :o

 

I didn't know about these funny stories... :o

 

Where I can find the video?

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Yeah I know about these stories, so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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instants d'innocence, Quand on savait pas... On ne change pas..."

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LMAOOOOOOO @ the porn! Great stories, thanks for sharing. ^_^

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They're faunny stories!

I didn't now them!

Thanks!

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Awesome funny stories! :w00t: :lmao:

 

:o  :o

 

I didn't know about these funny stories...  :o

 

Where I can find the video?

OMG! Am I reading it correctly? Which "video" are you wanting to see? :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr:

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:lmao: funny

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:lmao: Great, ahahahaahha... I didn't know them! thanks

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Awesome funny stories!  :w00t:  :lmao: 

 

:o  :o

 

I didn't know about these funny stories...  :o

 

Where I can find the video?

OMG! Am I reading it correctly? Which "video" are you wanting to see? :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr:

 

 

are you on the same planet as I?

 

 

:lmao:

 

read the first sentence, that Mozinha wrote, again. :thumbsup2:

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i cant forget one of celine's interviews around 2002 when she came back - she gave an interview to one of those magazines and most of it was about SEX!!!!!

i dont remmember the name of the magazine and if someone here can find it and post it , it will be great .

 

anyway - celine talked about how her and rene spice things up in sex - she said that now she is a mommy so she has to be original . she talked about oral sex in the car and outside of her house - i couldnt believe it when i read it and i remmember people couldnt stop talking about it on the net (her fans) - celine is one horney bit** lol!!!

someone remmember this interview??? :rolleyes:

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i cant forget one of celine's interviews around 2002 when she came back - she gave an interview to one of those magazines and most of it was about SEX!!!!!

i dont remmember the name of the magazine and if someone here can find it and post it , it will be great .

 

anyway - celine talked about how her and rene spice things up in sex - she said that now she is a mommy so she has to be original . she talked about oral sex in the car and outside of her house - i couldnt believe it when i read it and i remmember people couldnt stop talking about it on the net (her fans) - celine is one horney bit** lol!!!

someone remmember this interview??? :rolleyes:

 

really?? :w00t: :lmao: :lmao: all this stories are so funny!!!!!!!lol!!!

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i cant forget one of celine's interviews around 2002 when she came back - she gave an interview to one of those magazines and most of it was about SEX!!!!!

i dont remmember the name of the magazine and if someone here can find it and post it , it will be great .

 

anyway - celine talked about how her and rene spice things up in sex - she said that now she is a mommy so she has to be original . she talked about oral sex in the car and outside of her house - i couldnt believe it when i read it and i remmember people couldnt stop talking about it on the net (her fans) - celine is one horney bit** lol!!!

someone remmember this interview??? :rolleyes:

 

 

Really??

 

I wanna read that interview ...

 

I can't stop laughing ...

 

Oral sex in the car? Why? :lmao: :lmao:

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common guys , am i the only one who read it?!?!

i truely remmember this interview!

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common guys , am i the only one who read it?!?!

i truely remmember this interview!

 

 

I think yesss :blushing: :blushing:

 

I believe in you ... but it's so strange ...

 

Céline is a litlle bit crazy ... so ... :mdr:

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What is a porn? :mellow: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:
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What is a porn?  :mellow:  :unsure:  :unsure:  :unsure:  :unsure:

 

 

:w00t: :mdr: :mdr: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Oh my god I wish I could see these! so funny :lol:

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:mdr: :mdr: :lmao: :lmao:

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OMG porn..oral sex...Celine you dirrrrty biatch! :lmao:
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hahahaahhahah, especially the last one :mdr:
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OMG porn..oral sex...Celine you dirrrrty biatch! :lmao:

 

 

 

 

:giggle: :giggle:

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:lmao:

 

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We might kiss when we are alone... When nobody's watching... We might take it home... We might make out... When nobody's there... It's not that we're scared... It's just that it's delicate... We might live like never before... When there's nothing to give... Well how can we ask for more... We might make love in some sacred place... The look on your face is delicate

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Suddenly I regret having starting this. Can't we keep this decent?

 

The 2002 interview was about her being stress about making love after giving birth (which is normal) and how about she spiced up things, she mentioned making love in the car and having fantasies she couldn't tell anyone. It was rather a normal woman talking. It was not XXX lol.

 

Also, people should give CREDIT to others when they copy the things we write. Someone copied the text about these funny stories and sent it through the mailing list but my name, as far as I remember, wasn't mentioned. Correct me if I'm wrong.

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