Songs (LMFAO!!)

[celinerific]

OMG! I can't stop reading/listening to these songs. They're so funny! You know, from the TV show Friends... You know how Phoebe writes her own songs. OMG They're sooooo funny! Here are a couple of my favourites.

 

Love (By Phoebe Buffay)

 

"Love is sweet as summer showers,

Love is a wondrous work of art,

But your love, your love, your love,

Is like a giant pigeon

Crapping on my heart.

La la la la la la...."

 

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The Snowman Song (By Phoebe Buffay)

 

"I made a man with eyes of coal

And a smile so bewitchin'

How was I supposed to know

That my mom was dead in the kitchen?"

 

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The Blackout Song (By Phoebe Buffay)

 

"New York City has no power,

And the milk is getting sour,

But to me it is not scary,

'Cause I stay away from dairy."

 

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The Shower Song (By Phoebe Buffay)

 

"I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song,

Stop me if you've heard it.

My skin is soapy and my hair is wet

And Tegrin spelled backward is Nergit."

 

"Lather, rinse, repeat,

And lather, rinse, repeat,

And lather, rinse, repeat,

As needed."

 

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The Grandma Song (By Phoebe Buffay)

 

"Now Grandma's a person who everyone likes

She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike,

But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner

And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner"

 

"Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru

But the truth is she died and someday you will too

La-la-la-la la la-la-la-la-la...."

 

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Barnyard Animals (By Phoebe Buffay)

 

"Oh the cow in the meadow goes 'Moo!'

Oh, the cow in the meadow goes 'Moo!'

Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up

And that's how we get hamburgers!"

 

"Nooooooooooowwww Chickens!"

 

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The Holiday Song (By: Phoebe Buffay)

 

Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap

Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap

Said all you need is to write them a song

Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along

No don't sing along

Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah

Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross

And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy

And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!

 

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Ahhahahahahahahaha! LMFAO!! I love her! . I'll upload the songs onto my website and I'll give you guys the link for some of her songs. You gotta hear them. They're halarious!!!

Edited July 19, 2006 at 02:05 AM by celines_daughter

[catwomanrrr]

Why don't you just upload yourself singing these songs?

[Koolan]

yeah, go fer it girl

[LaFeeRailleuse]

I adore FRIENDS! And I'm also crazy about Phoebe's songs!

Do you know that one :

 

I found you in my bed!

How'd you wind up there?

You are a mystery,

Little black curly hair!

Little black curly hair!

Little black, little black,

Little black, little black,

Little black curly hair!

 

 

And that one, that she sang to CHILDREN!

Now grandma's a person who everyone likes

She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike

But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner

And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.

Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,

But the truth is she died and someday you will too

La-la-la-la-la...

[celinerific]

Why don't you just upload yourself singing these songs? 

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yeah, go fer it girl

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LMAO!! Cheyea right

[celinerific]

Okie dokies guys. Here's most of the songs. I don't have all of them. Enjoy!! (Note: You need to have Real Player to function these)

 

- Barnyard Animals

- Blackout Song

- The Holiday Song

- Snowman Song

- The Grandma Song

- The Shower Song

[gizapup]

Smelly Cat is the best one ever.

[celinerific]

LOL! All of them are so funny! LOVE THEMM!! YAY PHOEBE!!!!!