Celebrities say the silliest things!

[dan6479]

source:http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/article/21060602.php

 

We are all guilty of coming out with some pretty dull things on occasions and hoping everyone will forget ? but when you are a celebrity, your words are forever etched into showbiz history!! A note to the following celebrities?engage brain before opening mouth?

"Wal-mart...do they like, make walls there?" - Paris Hilton. (No but somebody needs to bang your head against one woman!)

 

"I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky... a pulsating force of incredible energy." - David Arquette. (No more drugs for that man!)

 

"People in Portugal, they speak Portugenese don't they?" - Jade Goody. (One word - Doh!)

 

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields - during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. (You don?t say!)

 

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Schwarzenegger. (No Arnie, it's Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve)

 

"I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people" - Pamela Anderson. (At least the girl is honest!)

 

"If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him." - Drew Barrymore.

(Ashes to ashes ? Drew to her cat!)

 

"I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra." - Britney Spears. (Did I just see a tumble weed roll by?)

 

"My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe." - Celine Dion. (A novel attempt to disguise piling on the pounds)

 

"You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin." - Laura Dern - on the special effects in the movie 'Jurassic Park.'

(Priceless!)

 

"Thank you, Brazil!" - Alanis Morrisette - to a Peruvian Audience! (I bet that was one of those 'ground open up and swallow me' moments!)

 

"Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want." - Martine McCutcheon. (I'll give one guess love, and it?s not your autograph)

 

"Doesn't that hurt?" - Anna Nicole Smith - on suicide bombers. (What hurts it how anyone can be that dull)

 

"I was a little paranoid that I might be buggered by a ghost at 4:00 in the morning." - Johnny Depp - on spending a night in Oscar Wilde's bedroom. (Well, it beats counting sheep)

 

"If I want to put tits on my back, that's nobody's business but mine." - Cher. (Well if you have anymore face lifts they will be!)

 

"Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, f*%k you. Really. F*&k you. Period." - Tom Cruise. (Now now Tom, touchy touchy)

[VanMerlin]

And society worships these people...

 

Oh, they're just as stupid as we are...

Edited June 22, 2006 at 02:52 PM by VanMerlin

[mazceline]

thanks that was fun to read....

[Celine's Wife]

Celebs are crazeh, and I luv it

[Célinefull]

hehe..Paris Hilton is such a skank.

[Celine's Wife]

[live to love]

hahha the funniest has to be anna nicoles and brooke shields

[je t'aime]

lol..those are great.

[Andrei Dion]

huahuauhauhhahauhuha thanks for making me laugh

[angel_christ]

How hilarious!!

 

[CrazyFanto3]

haha to funny.

[ZoraSourit]

There's also Mariah's phrase about African children. And also Whitney said: "Goodnight Spain" when she performed in Portugal, at Alvalade Stadium, for the first and till now, last time lol

[missquebec05]

I think the funniest is this one

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Schwarzenegger. (No Arnie, it's Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve)