unicorn Posted March 30, 2006 at 04:30 PM Posted March 30, 2006 at 04:30 PM Look what I founded: Celine Dion is the result of a partially-successful French-Canadian attempt to clone Cher. Come on, deep in the bowels of the Canadian health system, you know they looked southward sometime in 1968 and said, "What is best of American culture?" and, since there's French in French-Canadian, they looked to the most, um, flamboyant of music coupled with the most dowdy spouse (which is undoubtedly how Quebec thinks of the other provinces). So they sent their crack secret agents to get a mouth swab from Cher, to ensure her beat goes on, so to speak. Unfortunately, their cloning technology was limited due to budget constraints and bureaucratic infighting. So the clone, "Celine" (French for Cher), was of smaller stature, and due to limitations in the maintenance budget, underfed. Also, due to the unfortunate accident of her French Canadianosity, she speaks French. But look how it all adds up. She marries her "manager," which is to say the lead scientist in the secret project that produced her. Come on, this explains why someone that the French Canadians would consider marginally hot (especially since the basis of comparison would be Alanis Morissette) would marry someone over forty years her senior and would bear his genetically-enhanced children (undoubtedly, clones of David Bowie and Iggy Pop). Just ask the Canadian prime minister about it if you get the chance. He'll deny everything, of course, and that will be all the proof you need. http://stlbrianj.blogspot.com/archives/200...20_archive.html Visit My Website
Bellamy Posted March 30, 2006 at 04:44 PM Posted March 30, 2006 at 04:44 PM Ridiculous! They have too much time to waste. Please support the forum by ordering everything through our special Amazon.com link Click here. Thank you!
Ronny83 Posted March 30, 2006 at 06:22 PM Posted March 30, 2006 at 06:22 PM Yes, useless topic. The Celine Dion Italian fanbase - CelineDionItalia.com
DjCeline Posted March 30, 2006 at 07:56 PM Posted March 30, 2006 at 07:56 PM yea..very funny too bad Celine's music is totally different form Cher's and moreover...they really really don't look likewise... http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/DjCeline/thereasonigoonsiggycopy.jpg http://therasmusforum.com/images/streetteam/promo/blackroses08.jpg http://therasmusforum.com/images/streetteam/promo/banner_streetteam1.jpg
HelenCeline27 Posted March 30, 2006 at 07:57 PM Posted March 30, 2006 at 07:57 PM (edited) the one what said celine is a clon is crazy in the head and dont have anything better to do is tell lies needs to get a life with to much time on there hand svery sad soul i feel sorry for them Edited March 30, 2006 at 07:58 PM by HelenCeline27 Honey Lets Make Love All Night Long Until The Sun Comes Up.......... Oh It Feels So Good To Be In Your ArmsMy Love.... Robert If Walls Could Talk They Would Say I Want You More And They Would See all the Love Inside And They Would Say I Love You SoIf Only Wall Could Talk~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oh Honey... Robert you are My Bestfriend,My Rock,My Lover,My Joy,My Everything,You And My Little Celine You Are My World,Your Needs Are My NeedsBaby Love.... Behind Close DoorsYou Make A Women Out Of Me It Feels Soooooooo Gooooood I Want To CryOh I Love It When Were Behind Close Doors..............~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oh Yes Im So In Love With My Love For seven Years We Have Been Happly Married
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