Céline's Blues Posted March 7, 2006 at 08:00 PM Posted March 7, 2006 at 08:00 PM 100 points for the one who will guess what song the following lyrics ridicule! LOL I didn't mean it when I said please do not supersize.A couple burgers, and a Fanta, and 2 apple pies.I made a mistake 'cause I was hungry,It was foolish, my blood sugar was low. Cool Ranch Doritos and some StarburstAnd some cherry PEZ "Don't eat too manyYou'll get chubby" that's what momma says.'Didn't know what to do, thought of making grilled cheeseGreased the pan up and everything,But the cheese wouldn't melt. The feeling that I'm feeling nowThat I can't see my feet.Or even bend or tie my shoesWithout having a seat.Oh what I wouldn't giveTo have A large Cheese Pizza Pie.Waiter... Baby, yes I want my deli meat on ryeAnd a slice of Pecan Pie.And a burger or a Bacon Melt with Cheddar. Who else am I gonna blame whenThe beef is tough? Who's gonna share this tasty sweet Marshmallow fluff? Who's gonna make me cakes, babe?The stuff's on the counter, or maybe justA Bacon Melt With Cheddar. I can't sleep at nightWith these thoughts on my mind.Betty Crocker's on the telephoneSaying to me "If you like my cake mix now,Soon it's gonna be much moister, moister...I hang up the receiver. So I take a bath; trying to catch a breakBut the shower's oozing "Land O' Lakes".I wish I had some rolls......And I'm starting to fartI'm trying to keep them unnoticedBut I think I've been caught. I feel like something from a horror flickI'm throwing up, crappingTrying to figure out what the hell I had eatenThe foods reflected in this songAin't even half of what I've buried insideI need you, need you backIn my life baby [back, baby back ribs] Baby, yes I want my deli meat on ryeAnd a slice of Pecan Pie.And a burger or a Bacon Melt with Cheddar. Who else am I gonna blame whenThe beef is tough? Who's gonna share this tasty sweet Marshmallow fluff? Who's gonna make me cakes, babe?The stuff's on the counter, or maybe justA Bacon Melt With Cheddar.Source: "Am I right" website. http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif Quote http://i.imgur.com/dmreJ.jpg
.ItOnlyHurtsWhenIBreathe. Posted March 8, 2006 at 01:42 AM Posted March 8, 2006 at 01:42 AM you got me beat. Quote Je t'aime Cèline!Alleyse
1Celine12 Posted March 9, 2006 at 06:13 PM Posted March 9, 2006 at 06:13 PM Just tell us who is singing this song. I've pondered this since you posted this topic. Quote
.ItOnlyHurtsWhenIBreathe. Posted March 9, 2006 at 06:50 PM Posted March 9, 2006 at 06:50 PM Seriously. For real. Please. Quote Je t'aime Cèline!Alleyse
VanMerlin Posted March 9, 2006 at 07:05 PM Posted March 9, 2006 at 07:05 PM Come on, people. This is a Celine forum. Who is the #1 person that is insulted on this forum? Mariah!! "We Belong Together" Quote
Céline's Blues Posted March 9, 2006 at 10:16 PM Author Posted March 9, 2006 at 10:16 PM VanMerlin, I mean...I mean like please...I mean really please, I mean like VanMErlin like puhhhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease 4 real!!!!!!!!! I mean 4 real now, puhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhleeeeaaaseeeeeeee! You got it all correctly. 100 points are yours to enjoy. For those you can buy one of the things listed below: http://www.hotmovies.com/image/11803.video.jpghttp://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0007YH4O4.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpghttp://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006TPTI8.16._AA260_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpghttp://www.anticoemoderno.it/Antico/Vinile/ingrandimenti/Boney%20M.%20-%20Dancing%20in%20the%20streets.jpghttp://www.subtidenta.pl/img/protetyka/proteza_akrylanowa_na_impla.jpg or http://john.stuwee.org/albums/britney/ticket.sized.jpg Quote http://i.imgur.com/dmreJ.jpg
VanMerlin Posted March 9, 2006 at 10:58 PM Posted March 9, 2006 at 10:58 PM Sorry man, I don't much like girls who look like prostitutes, I don't listen to Mariah, don't have breasts, I don't dance, I have all my own teeth, and a Britney concert would only be good if you gave me another 1000 points for therapy afterward. Guess you have to keep your points. Quote
Mozinha Posted March 10, 2006 at 12:18 AM Posted March 10, 2006 at 12:18 AM This topic makes me want to eat. Quote http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/welovecelinedion/howcute5gv2.jpghttp://tickers.TickerFactory.com/ezt/d/4;10501;104/st/20080413/e/my+graduation/dt/4/k/f5ff/event.png "And really - isn't NOT caring about what others think of you the hallmark of a cool person?"
Koolan Posted March 10, 2006 at 05:25 AM Posted March 10, 2006 at 05:25 AM http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif this made me think of Wendy's Seb, you're too funny Quote Please support the forum by ordering through our Amazon.com referral link below. Click here to go to the Amazon homepage.
Célinefull Posted March 10, 2006 at 06:29 AM Posted March 10, 2006 at 06:29 AM http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif this made me think of Wendy's Seb, you're too funny <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I love that little muttly!! Anyways, I think that little song up there is HILARIOUS!! Quote http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/7108/ziegfieldgirlbanner.jpg
Céline's Blues Posted March 10, 2006 at 10:42 AM Author Posted March 10, 2006 at 10:42 AM Sorry man, I don't much like girls who look like prostitutes, I don't listen to Mariah, don't have breasts, I don't dance, I have all my own teeth, and a Britney concert would only be good if you gave me another 1000 points for therapy afterward. Guess you have to keep your points.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>LOL! Can't say I haven't tried! Seb, you're too funny <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Pity you haven't found out earlier, Koolan! Else you'd have now the amazing opportunity to win the most thrilling prizes listed above! Quote http://i.imgur.com/dmreJ.jpg
AllCeline Posted March 11, 2006 at 07:16 AM Posted March 11, 2006 at 07:16 AM (edited) Ooohhh!! I know the answer!! It's Mariah Carey's "We Belong Together!" I win!!! Edit: Ooops... I didn's see VanMerlin's post earlier. Uhhh.... But I'll be your best friend in the world if ya give me 100 points too!! I'll be u'r BESTEST friend in the whole wide world!! Edited March 11, 2006 at 07:19 AM by AllCeline Quote http://i34.tinypic.com/9ybm.jpghttp://i54.tinypic.com/o56kr5.jpghttp://i54.tinypic.com/vhqqu9.jpg>> flickr | WordPress <<Celine Dion needs another ANDHC/OH album!No more Taking Chances--just do what works!
.ItOnlyHurtsWhenIBreathe. Posted March 13, 2006 at 08:48 PM Posted March 13, 2006 at 08:48 PM Quote Je t'aime Cèline!Alleyse
Célinefull Posted March 14, 2006 at 10:40 AM Posted March 14, 2006 at 10:40 AM <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/7108/ziegfieldgirlbanner.jpg
.ItOnlyHurtsWhenIBreathe. Posted March 14, 2006 at 10:26 PM Posted March 14, 2006 at 10:26 PM <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just trying to be noticed.... Quote Je t'aime Cèline!Alleyse
Célinefull Posted March 15, 2006 at 12:57 AM Posted March 15, 2006 at 12:57 AM <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just trying to be noticed.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> haha, okay. Quote http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/7108/ziegfieldgirlbanner.jpg
.ItOnlyHurtsWhenIBreathe. Posted March 15, 2006 at 01:03 AM Posted March 15, 2006 at 01:03 AM Ouch... Quote Je t'aime Cèline!Alleyse
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