1. DM is pissed that the song was dropped because he expected to make a lot of money off of it and is now realizing that he'll actually have to write another hit record if he is going to be able to maintain his rock star lifestyle. He's angry and delusional, and Celine is the victim. Celine had her heart set on releasing the song as the first single, because it would make her seem "young" and "fresh," but Sony wised up and convinced her to rebrand the album around some new exciting track that will be more mainstream-friendly. The album will flop, and he will eventually be vindicated.
2. Celine and Rene have decided to release this song as a buzz single on iTunes etc. and are renegotiating to keep a larger share of the royalties. Let's all imagine for a moment that the song is a killer vocal track, highlighting insane pyrotechnics in a later section we have not yet seen. DM is upset and disillusioned by a project he was once excited by (and would have given great promotion for) and has decided to pull the song from the album, out of artistic principle. We will never hear one of Celine's greatest recordings! They've done it before, to so many songwriters, and they'll do it again. The album will be a huge success in spite of this, and DM will fade into oblivion, broke and addicted to heroin, cursing himself for being so foolish. He will die a broken man.
3. Celine and Rene are living in an alternate reality in which they strongly believe that both the album and the show should be called "Water and a Flame," and DM is pissed that they are infringing on his trademark. The song is debuted at Les Plaines and goes viral; the official version is released as a digital single; the song is inserted into the Las Vegas show in advance of the TV special, "Live From Las Vegas: Water and a Flame," featuring an extensive new show concept dedicated to showcasing the album. Coty begins releasing a new fragrance called "Water and a Flame," which will be sold with the deluxe edition coinciding with the holidays. "Water and a Flame: Parfum Edition" will feature his and her's eau de toilette fragrances named simply "Water" and "A Flame." Each fragrance will be paired with one of the Parfum Edition's two discs, "Water" and "A Flame," and will feature scent bouquets selected by Nelson and Eddie, with the help of a cutting edge scent therapist trained to work with infants. In what Oprah will hail as a "miracle perfume," the scents of water, fire, and babies will come together in an epic explosion of smell-tacular proportions. These two parfums will also be pumped into the Coliseum during the two halves of the new show: "Water and a Flame," which will introduce a new element -- fire -- to the already water-themed show. It is unclear whether the perfume will at any point catch fire because of the flames, igniting the entire Coliseum and killing Celine, but it is a risk Rene is willing to take. DM sues, but the whole fiasco has already grossed over a billion dollars in total, so there's really nothing he can do about it. He is offered a huge settlement and lives out the rest of his days in an indie songwriter's nightmare, perpetually the butt of Celine Dion jokes.
Edited by divaslive98, 12 July 2013 - 10:44 PM.
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