Celine Dion in an internet glossary

[Ethan]

Psychokinesis: ability to move objects by the mind alone. One example would be switching off the television from a distance without using the remote control as soon as Céline Dion comes on. This example would be called 'telekinesis'. At present, no Sensitive has been able to do more than move a small piece of furniture or twist a spoon psychokinetically.

 

IQ: intelligence quotient, an alleged measurement of intelligence. The average IQ is 100 for a normal individual. Individuals scoring between 70 and 100 generally like football and Céline Dion. At scores of over 110, reading and culture become part of the individual's vocabulary. At scores above 180, the individual understands that IQ has nothing to do with intelligence, but only measures the ability to pass the stupid test invented by a notorious swindler (Binet) who himself tampered with test findings on twins to prove his genetic theory of intelligence.

 

http://www.surnateum.org/English/surnateum/glossaire.htm

 

[raluca]

what an idiot!!!!!!!!

 

i really don't understant why are you posting these idiot articles..just pass them and forget them! they only upset us!

[tativale]

pretty stupid and dumb is the person who wrote and and one the who said that!!!!! hahahahahah give me a break....lol

[Mozinha]

Poor people who have nothing better to do with their lives... and spend their time writting this...

[CelineTheBest5]

LOLOL dumb ! Edited July 21, 2005 at 08:39 PM by CelineTheBest5

[Teodora]

Wow I didn't realize Bill Clinton and Larry King are such fools, considering they're Celine fans .... I mean why do you even listen every stupid thing said about Celine?

[Cheerfuljane]

My IQ is 214 so I`ve just proved them wrong!!

And of course my TV doesn`t go off when Celine comes on it just gets REALLY REALLY LOOOOOUUUUDDDD!!!!

 

[Koolan]

It's nonsense, take it with a grain of salt. there's always going to be haters out there.

[piglot82]

It always makes me wonder...of all the celebs in the world why do they choose Celine? For that matter, why do they have to bash anyone?? Why can't they just make a general statement instead of attacking one person???

[SHEILA]

Poor people who have nothing better to do with their lives... and spend their time writting this...

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I think also this!!!!

[celinedion1]

Well this idiot has a lot of time on his hands. You should just pass this crap up. As for my tv going off when celine comes on, well it doesn't do that, it goes really loud instead. Now I want to listen to celine, puts on je ne vouz oublie pas

[ashleylovesceline]

what an idiot!!!!!!!!           

 

i really don't understant why are you posting these idiot articles..just pass them and forget them! they only upset us!

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In one ear and out the other...

[celine angelil]

i bet the IQ of the one who wrote this is about 3

[Ethan]

I wonder what's the IQ of Celine... a rumour says it's mentioned in My Story, My Dream but I couldn't find it there.

 

Not that it matters, but it would be interesting to know.

[AllCeline]

It's as if these guys do this stuff for fun! Grrrr... And it's like David said, the good stuff will always be slashed. We just have to be like Celine and ignore it.

[4celine]

Poor people who have nothing better to do with their lives... and spend their time writting this...

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you're right! they crasy

[Ted]

Anyone who speaks 2 or 3 languages can't be that stupid. I wonder what languages the author of this garbage speaks?

Ted

[MISR]

Great ! I'm not stupid so. I speak three languages.

 

Anyway, people suck sometimes.