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[JOKE] Céline was offered to sing WAKA WAKA


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According to this article http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i76485 Céline was offered to sing the official song for the FIFA World Cup.

 

" At first Lady Gaga was supposed to have sung the song, but she found out that she is allergic to lions. Celine Dion was offered the song next, but she cannot sing because of her pregnancy. She said that she would not be able to hit the high notes. "

 

 

Whata a pity...

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"The Spoof" is a joke site, they post fake and humerous news.
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At the bottom of the article:

 

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

 

There are also grammatical mistakes. I had a feeling something is fishy. :ermm:

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No offence, but even if it was true, I wouldn't have blame her for saying ''no''. What a crap song. I cannot believe it is the ofiicial song of the soccer word cup. They play the frigging thing a hundred times a day on the radio. That and the stupid vuvuzelas are driving me crazy!


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What a crap song. I cannot believe it is the ofiicial song of the soccer word cup.

I agree :thumbsup2:

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Crap song or not (yes, its a crap :P ), we would have had Céline playing everywhere in the world with this song! :ermm: :confused:

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"Hush, now... I see a light in the sky"

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Crap song or not (yes, its a crap :P ), we would have had Céline playing everywhere in the world with this song! :ermm: :confused:

Yes just like "WATW"!

It's good to hear her on the radio ^_^

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This is a lie guys. They chose Sakira to write and sing a song for de world cup. Céline has nothing to do with this.

 

No offence, but even if it was true, I wouldn't have blame her for saying ''no''. What a crap song. I cannot believe it is the ofiicial song of the soccer word cup. They play the frigging thing a hundred times a day on the radio. That and the stupid vuvuzelas are driving me crazy!

 

I can't believe it either. Waving Flags is much better.

Quand tout m'angoisse, quand tout s'éteint, j'entends ta voix
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I just can't stand Shakira. I'm so pissed of with that "singer" :sick:

 

Whoever other singer instead of her would've been better to stand during the world cup :whistling:

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"Hush, now... I see a light in the sky"

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Crap song or not (yes, its a crap :P ), we would have had Céline playing everywhere in the world with this song! :ermm: :confused:

exactly :thumbsup2: and lets just take the joke for what it is

Posted
LOL! Imagine? Even though it was a spoof, it would've been awesome, since she's so bright and funny and hilarious!!! She would've turned it into not only a comedy, but a wonderful song, even if the title is, WAKA WAKA. ahahaha!

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Some people have everything. And they have nothing. It's wonderful... - C e l i n e ♥

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LOL! Imagine? Even though it was a spoof, it would've been awesome, since she's so bright and funny and hilarious!!! She would've turned it into not only a comedy, but a wonderful song, even if the title is, WAKA WAKA. ahahaha!

the caption of your signature should be "talk to me. talk to me like lovers do" :P

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LOL! Imagine? Even though it was a spoof, it would've been awesome, since she's so bright and funny and hilarious!!! She would've turned it into not only a comedy, but a wonderful song, even if the title is, WAKA WAKA. ahahaha!

the caption of your signature should be "talk to me. talk to me like lovers do" :P

 

Ok!! Will Do! :D

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Some people have everything. And they have nothing. It's wonderful... - C e l i n e ♥

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The song WAKA, WAKA, is annoying. They should have played Waving Flag, its an amazing song over airwaves. :yes:
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LOL! Imagine? Even though it was a spoof, it would've been awesome, since she's so bright and funny and hilarious!!! She would've turned it into not only a comedy, but a wonderful song, even if the title is, WAKA WAKA. ahahaha!

the caption of your signature should be "talk to me. talk to me like lovers do" :P

 

Ok!! Will Do! :D

haha it's so much better, if i say so myself. your graphics are great :in_love:

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LOL! Imagine? Even though it was a spoof, it would've been awesome, since she's so bright and funny and hilarious!!! She would've turned it into not only a comedy, but a wonderful song, even if the title is, WAKA WAKA. ahahaha!

the caption of your signature should be "talk to me. talk to me like lovers do" :P

 

Ok!! Will Do! :D

haha it's so much better, if i say so myself. your graphics are great :in_love:

 

 

Oh Merci :D Thanks so much for the idea!! I love my new signature! It's good to change them up a bit every once in a while. Your signature is from when she was on Larry King? :w00t:

Aww yes, then God created Celine's voice and the world awoke!! ahaha :)

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Some people have everything. And they have nothing. It's wonderful... - C e l i n e ♥

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LOL! Imagine? Even though it was a spoof, it would've been awesome, since she's so bright and funny and hilarious!!! She would've turned it into not only a comedy, but a wonderful song, even if the title is, WAKA WAKA. ahahaha!

the caption of your signature should be "talk to me. talk to me like lovers do" :P

 

Ok!! Will Do! :D

haha it's so much better, if i say so myself. your graphics are great :in_love:

 

 

Oh Merci :D Thanks so much for the idea!! I love my new signature! It's good to change them up a bit every once in a while. Your signature is from when she was on Larry King? :w00t:

Aww yes, then God created Celine's voice and the world awoke!! ahaha :)

Celine's EYES lol

but i need a new caption hlep me on it :laugh:

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I love that 'Waka Waka' song :)

Shakira is good, but Celine would be BETTER!

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Inspiration and genius--one and the same.

Victor Hugo

 

 

Celine Dion Is God :D

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I also love "Waka Waka" and it's a perfect song for Shakira, not for Céline in my opinion!

But "Waving Flag" is even better!! :thumbsup2:

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Sorry for this off-topic, but a TV channel caught by surprise our infanta Elena of Spain dancing the Waka-Waka of Shakira :mdr: :sofunny: Its one of the most hilarious moments of the party yesterday in Madrid :P

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJgnRhGxjv0

 

If this had been sung by Céline, infanta Elena would have won a fan :sofunny:

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"Hush, now... I see a light in the sky"

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I saw [JOKE] in the title, and thought: Oh God, what did Seba post now...

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