USB Missile Launcher

[Bellamy]

USB Missile Launcher

 

The USB Missile Launcher is the ultimate deterrent against those annoying people who lurk around your desk because they've nothing better to do. The Launcher holds three foam missiles, and Missile Command is located on your desktop (which is a great deal more convenient than having it buried under Cheyanne Mountain in Colorado - but that's Norad for you). You simply use your mouse to control the launcher which rotates and tilts as you zero in on your victim, that, despite being deeply childish, is immensely satisfying. The Missile Launcher fires its three foam missiles sequentially as you hit the 'Fire' button, and though collateral damage is minimal, the fun factor is exceedingly high. We just love USB toys.

 

Features

 

    * A Missile launcher you can plug into your PC.

    * A pivoted base for directional control.

    * Three foam missiles.

    * A software CD.

    * Load the software and a control panel appears on your computer screen, simulating a radar tracking screen.

    * Use your mouse or keyboard to control the 'control panel'.

    * A click on 'Fire' when your target is in sight releases one of the three missiles.

    * Rocket launching sound effects when you fire.

    * Suitable for ages 5 years+.

    * Requires a USB port.

    * Size: 20 x 14 x 12.5cm.

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/images/product/mislau/mislau_lg.jpg

 

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http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=mislau

 

 

I want one.

[catwomanrrr]

You discover so many toys!

[Bellamy]

You discover so many toys!

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I like to surf geeks.

[catwomanrrr]

By the way, Bellamy:

 

THIS SITE is amazing and hilarious!!!!

 

Here's something funny in a description on a cool plant called the Dinosaur Plant:

 

It's ideal in the office as your desktop plant, as you can forget to water it for 50 years and it will still come back to life when you finally remember! Though if you've been in the job for 50 years please, please, take all your clothes off, run into the street singing 'I Want to Break Free' by Queen, sell all your possessions and move to Ulan Bator to breed camels. You need a break, and we're told that it's challenging and rewarding work.

 

 

 

 

 

and OHHHHH MY GOOOSH!!!

 

A SHOCK BALL

 

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=SHOBAL

 

A rubber coated 'throw and catch' ball with a twist, 18 conductive metal pads to shock you by surprise.

[Bellamy]

I know there're many other hilarious items there. Can't post them all.

[mazceline]

i like the shock guns....

[Koolan]

outrageous toys what haven't they come up with?

[celinerific]

[Bellamy]

Here's a video of this.

 

[Clari]

LMAO! I need one

[Krys]

cool

[Bellamy]

Striker II: USB Laser Guided Missile Launcher

 

The $50 Striker II is the "next generation" USB missile launcher, featuring a class 3 "laser guidance system" for better aiming. You control the launcher through fully mod-ready PC software.

http://www.ninjagizmos.com/images/Cubicle/...issile_Launcher

 

 

http://www.ninjagizmos.com/i/products/striker_ii_front.jpg

 

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[Krys]

this is so cool