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2008最雷人的新闻


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以下是某国外媒体评选的08年最雷大事记,此时刊载图个高兴,均是真实事例。

一个瑞士酒店的厨师被一台切肉机夺去了一根手指,他愤然向保险公司要求赔偿。保险公司怀疑是他操作过失于是派了一个代表来检查机器。这个代表自己尝试操作了切肉机,他也失去了一根手指——于是,这个厨子的赔偿要求得到了批准。

一个男人在暴风雪的芝加哥街头奋力铲雪一个小时,终于给自己的车清出了一个停车位。当他把车开来时,发现一位女士已经抢了他的位置——可以理解,他朝她开了一枪,把她干掉了。

由于在一个非法酒吧停车喝酒,津巴布韦的一个司机发现自己巴士上的20名精神病患者全部逃跑了,而他应该把他们送到BULAWAYO的精神病院的。出于害怕他的粗心大意被批评,这个司机把车开到了附近的一个公共汽车站,允诺免费搭乘每个乘客。他把这些乘客送到了精神病院,并且告诉医院工作人员这些 “病人”非常容易激动而且胡言乱语充满幻觉——这个诡计直到三天后才被识破。

一个美国少年因为头部被开来的列车严重撞伤而送进了医院。当police问他怎么受伤时,他说他只是想试试看自己能够把头伸到行进中的列车多近的地方——然后他就晕了过去。

JAMES  ELLIOT——做为加利福尼亚长滩市的准打劫者,当他把点38左轮对准受害人开枪时,枪卡壳了。这时他做了非常有建设性的举动——把眼睛对准枪口仔细瞄了一眼,同时扣动了扳机——这次枪没有卡壳。

一个男人走进路易斯安那州某个便利店,拿出20元纸币要求破开,当职员打开收款机时,他亮出自己的手枪并要求职员把收款机里所有的现金给他。职员很快照做了,他拿了钱迅速消失,但把自己的20元钞票留在了柜台上——他一共拿走了15元。

police在西雅图街道上发现一个严重不适的人蜷缩在一辆房屋汽车旁,那人后来承认他企图用虹吸管偷汽油——但他错误将吸管另一头放到了汽车房屋的粪桶里。

一个阿肯色小伙子似乎想喝啤酒想得要命,于是他朝一个卖酒商店的橱窗扔了一个空心砖,打算砸破玻璃,抢几瓶酒逃之夭夭——他没有注意到橱窗是树脂玻璃做的,空心砖反弹回来,把他砸得失去了知觉。整个过程被整个录了下来。

ANN ARBOR新闻报的犯罪专栏报道说密歇根州一个男子凌晨5点持枪走进快餐店打劫。职员拒绝说如果没有点餐他没法打开收款机。于是这个男子点了份炸洋葱圈,但职员说早餐时间不提供这玩意儿——该男子深感挫折,怅然离去。


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真是神人无敌啊。。。

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感觉像是笑话!真是不敢相信是真的。

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,,,美国出的雷人人类还真不少,,,

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一个美国少年因为头部被开来的列车严重撞伤而送进了医院。当police问他怎么受伤时,他说他只是想试试看自己能够把头伸到行进中的列车多近的地方——然后他就晕了过去。


真正的"脑残"...
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正应了正大综艺那句话:不看不知道,世界真奇妙

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雷到外焦里嫩...飘走
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国外的病人真多!

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"Musically, I always allow myself to jump off of cliffs.
At least that's what it feels like to me.
Whether that's what it actually sounds like might depend on what the listener brings to the songs."

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世界之大,无奇不有啊

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呵呵。

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