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The most wrong thing to say to Celine Dion.It's supposed to be fun!

Started by Jessyka , Jul 11 2008 01:52 PM

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 01:52 PM

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I saw this topic at a Julie Andrews forum and it turned out to be one of the funniest threads of the board. I think we should try it here. I'm sure we have many wrong things that we can never say to Celine.

Now, don't be mad, it is supposed to be funny. It will get mean sometimes, but play along.  :D

I'll start:


"You're little girl is so cute!"

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 01:57 PM

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HAHAHAAHAHAHA omgsh that's hilarious!

OK here's mine.,


Is that one of your older brother's or a great great uncle that's always tagging along and playing with René - Charles?
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Posted 11 July 2008 - 02:05 PM

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Sometimes, I like to lip your big notes. How about you? :P
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Posted 11 July 2008 - 02:11 PM

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your dad (rene...) looks much older then your mom... do they have a big age diffrents between them?  :sofunny:  :sofunny:
fun topic :laugh:  :yes:

Edited by rotem, 11 July 2008 - 02:13 PM.

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 02:33 PM

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I thought about the Julie Andrews forum when I saw the title of the topic, I saw it there too  :laugh: But I have to say they didn't attack Julie the way you guys attacked Celine is these posts... At least not from what I read of that thread on that forum. It's supposed to be funny, not pick on her like the lamest tabloids out there...
Anyway, maybe someone can come up with really funny stuff.

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 02:37 PM

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 03:01 PM

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OMG...great topic!!! love it

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 03:04 PM

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I can't think of anything right now, but I have to say...nice topic...I have seen it on the Julie forum as well  ;)

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 03:09 PM

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View Postmanuel morriso, on Jul 11 2008, 11:05 PM, said:

Sometimes, I like to lip your big notes. How about you? :P

LMFAO *DEAD*  :sofunny:   :sofunny:   :sofunny:   :sofunny:   :sofunny:   :sofunny:

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 03:11 PM

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SO CELINE HOW IS YOUR SEX LIFE GOING.LMAO :sofunny:  :sofunny:
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Posted 11 July 2008 - 03:23 PM

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So....have you had any success with your music?  :shrug:

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 03:30 PM

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View PostA New Day Has Come, on Jul 11 2008, 10:11 PM, said:

SO CELINE HOW IS YOUR SEX LIFE GOING.LMAO :sofunny:  :sofunny:

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 03:59 PM

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hilarious topic!!

What about:
To Céline: 'It must be a pleasure for you meeting me! Should I sign something for you or would you like to take a picture? Maybe you'll stop following me by then' ;) :P

Edited by Esther, 11 July 2008 - 04:00 PM.

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 04:16 PM

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"Hey Celine, I lost my teddy bear, so will you sleep with me tonight?" :naughty: :shifty: :mdr:

Edited by Lymon, 11 July 2008 - 04:17 PM.

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 04:23 PM

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View PostLymon, on Jul 11 2008, 03:16 PM, said:

"Hey Celine, I lost my teddy bear, so will you sleep with me tonight?" :naughty: :shifty: :mdr:

:sofunny:  :sofunny:
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Posted 11 July 2008 - 04:41 PM

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"hey celine nice to meet you i thought your son may have been your grandson from a secret child" :P

Edited by D'elles, 11 July 2008 - 04:42 PM.

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 05:11 PM

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so does your son want his hair that long or is that you...?

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 05:34 PM

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View PostTeodora, on Jul 11 2008, 05:33 PM, said:

But I have to say they didn't attack Julie the way you guys attacked Celine is these posts... At least not from what I read of that thread on that forum. It's supposed to be funny, not pick on her like the lamest tabloids out there...
Anyway, maybe someone can come up with really funny stuff.

Have you read the whole topic on the Julie forum? It's about 45 pages long, and there's some pretty nasty stuff in there. I figured that if they can do that to the 72 year old Dame Julie Andrews, it would be fun to do it here too.

I think Celine would laugh at that. She has a great sense of humor.  :D

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 09:54 PM

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Posted 12 July 2008 - 12:31 AM

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View PostA New Day Has Come, on Jul 11 2008, 03:23 PM, said:

View PostLymon, on Jul 11 2008, 03:16 PM, said:

"Hey Celine, I lost my teddy bear, so will you sleep with me tonight?" :naughty: :shifty: :mdr:

:sofunny:  :sofunny:

It sounds like a lame pickup line haha but can you imagine someone doing that :sofunny:

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Posted 12 July 2008 - 01:10 AM

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"celine, you know i love you, but please dont hug me, or you might cut my shoulder unconciously..." :lol:

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View PostLymon, on Jul 12 2008, 06:16 AM, said:

"Hey Celine, I lost my teddy bear, so will you sleep with me tonight?" :naughty: :shifty: :mdr:
No, but I can give you a glass of warm milk. :laugh:  :laugh:
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