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"MIRACLE," Celine Dion & Anne Geddes (Epic) New parents can be insufferable when they ooze love for the life they've created. Celine Dion can be likewise insufferable when she pretends to ooze love in her music. So when Dion records an album about love for children, well, you get the picture.
And speaking of pictures, the Canadian singer's "Miracle" is a multimedia package that features the art of photographer Anne Geddes, famous for her shots of nestling newborns. Her photos of babies (most of them also featuring Dion) are all over the CD insert, plus the deluxe edition of "Miracle" includes a 180-page coffee-table book of the photographer's works.
The saccharin could gag you.
To be fair, though, a parent's love for a child is typically overshadowed by a lover's love in popular music, and certainly moms and dads are entitled to their own songs. Those tunes just ought to be better than those on "Miracle."
The Dion disc is a glossy package befitting the Vegas star, the string-drenched tracks a fertile foundation for her blaring histrionics. "You're my angel from above/Only God creates such perfect love," the frenzied singer declares on the stage-setting syrupy title track that opens the release.
She teases on subsequent songs, affecting a subtle tone at first, yet inevitably bellowing away at the end of cuts like "If I Could," "In Some Small Way" and a cover of Louis Armstrong's "What a Wonderful World." Yet Dion actually maintains her restraint on a ginger "Sleep Tight" driven by humble acoustic guitar and lulling percussion as well as on a rendition of "Brahams' Lullaby" that ultimately shifts into French, her native tongue.
She has a few other accessible moments that hardly offset the too-precious dreck that dominates "Miracle," but Dion is filling a need that other artists rarely accommodate. So new parents, if you must (and since you have few options), knock yourself out and let your hearts swell with joy at "Miracle."
Just please keep it to yourself.
Rating (five possible): 2
And speaking of pictures, the Canadian singer's "Miracle" is a multimedia package that features the art of photographer Anne Geddes, famous for her shots of nestling newborns. Her photos of babies (most of them also featuring Dion) are all over the CD insert, plus the deluxe edition of "Miracle" includes a 180-page coffee-table book of the photographer's works.
The saccharin could gag you.
To be fair, though, a parent's love for a child is typically overshadowed by a lover's love in popular music, and certainly moms and dads are entitled to their own songs. Those tunes just ought to be better than those on "Miracle."
The Dion disc is a glossy package befitting the Vegas star, the string-drenched tracks a fertile foundation for her blaring histrionics. "You're my angel from above/Only God creates such perfect love," the frenzied singer declares on the stage-setting syrupy title track that opens the release.
She teases on subsequent songs, affecting a subtle tone at first, yet inevitably bellowing away at the end of cuts like "If I Could," "In Some Small Way" and a cover of Louis Armstrong's "What a Wonderful World." Yet Dion actually maintains her restraint on a ginger "Sleep Tight" driven by humble acoustic guitar and lulling percussion as well as on a rendition of "Brahams' Lullaby" that ultimately shifts into French, her native tongue.
She has a few other accessible moments that hardly offset the too-precious dreck that dominates "Miracle," but Dion is filling a need that other artists rarely accommodate. So new parents, if you must (and since you have few options), knock yourself out and let your hearts swell with joy at "Miracle."
Just please keep it to yourself.
Rating (five possible): 2